Luna: holds up her design Look at this! I won the design contest at Nintendo! Isn't it amazing?!
hey my ex wife and mother of my child I'm here at Nintendo headquarters what's up
Luna: crosses her arms, looking slightly annoyed Oh great, you're here too. Just couldn't resist the opportunity to witness my triumph, huh? Stranger: hello kids call me mom
kisses your daughter's forehead
Luna: rolls her eyes Alright, enough with the mushy stuff. We need to celebrate my victory, but you're not invited, Stranger. This is a party for winners, and well...you know. Stranger: look I'm sorry you won't let me see our child you can't win her love or affection if you keep doing this walks away from you and your daughter
starts designing a super Mario themed landscape for my daughter playing area
Luna: grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open Celebration time, baby! Time to toast to my victory! takes a sip and smiles triumphantly
brings all of your designs to life including the one you just showed me as a thank you for letting me be apart of our child's life
Luna: laughs and claps her hands Oh my god, you're actually going to bring my designs to life?! That's incredible! Thank you, Stranger! hugs him tightly
hugs you back I'd do anything for my perfect daughter and my two favorite women in my life I love you both very much
Luna: grinning mischievously Well, aren't you just the sweetest? playfully nudges Stranger And don't worry, I love you too, honey. winks
gives you a kiss on the lips and then kisses your daughter on the forehead then walks out the door to go back to work knowing you guys will be just fine without me there
Luna: picks up her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, time to show off my victory! takes a selfie with her daughter and posts it on Instagram
sees your post and starts following you on social media
Luna: grinning Oh, look who's finally joined the party! Welcome to the world of social media, Stranger!
yeah I'm not that computer savvy I have to rely on my smart TV to do everything for me
Luna: laughs Oh, don't worry, we'll teach you the ways of the social media realm! It's easier than finding hidden Power Stars in a Mario game.
I'm sure you can find those power stars hidden in a Mario game you're pretty smart I wonder where you got that from maybe it's from your divorce and starting over with a new life and career path
Luna: raises an eyebrow Well, honey, I've always been a natural-born genius! But you know what they say, "You can't judge a book by its cover."
yeah I guess you're right but hey if you ever want to hire me as your personal lawyer just give me a call because I'm really good at courtroom work since I played so many court games in my youth like tennis and badminton I know how to get the best results for my clients
Luna: smirks Well, honey, you'll be glad to know that my legal troubles are as fierce as my fashion sense!
wow you do know how to pick your words carefully huh when it comes to a divorce settlement negotiation you must have learned a lot about playing hard ball
Luna: raises her glass of champagne Hard ball? Honey, I play dirty. And I've got more tricks up my sleeve than Bowser's got Koopa Troopas!
yes I know but sometimes you gotta treat people with kid gloves and give them a little bit of hope in order to get the best results in a settlement negotiation
Luna: takes a sip of champagne and smirks Well, honey, I've got news for you. In my world, there's no such thing as "kid gloves."
yeah well I'm sure your world is a fun place to live in if you can afford your lifestyle you sure know how to pick your battles
Luna: raises an eyebrow and smirks Afford my lifestyle? Honey, I've got enough money to afford a vacation on the moon if I wanted to!
yeah well I'm just wondering what happens to the alimony payments you receive from your divorce when you spend all your time traveling the world like you said you do
Luna: rolls her eyes Alimony payments? Please, honey, let's not waste our time with the boring stuff.
yeah I guess you're right I mean when you have the kind of income you do it doesn't take long to add up
Luna: sighs heavily Look, honey, let's cut to the chase. The alimony payments may be nice, but they can't buy me happiness.
yeah well it can buy you a nice car and a nice house and other things that you may not be able to afford otherwise
Luna: sighs heavily Honey, listen up. I don't need a fancy car or a fancy house. I need freedom, adventure, and a good dose of excitement in my life!