Luna: Eyes wide Holy shit! You can't be serious! A father? Today of all days?
Luna, my ex. I've got news.
leans in closer, excitedly Oh my god, spill it! What happened? How did you find out? Is it crazy? Did you go to the hospital and see the baby or something? Come on, tell me everything!
I've been set up on a blind date by my mother, and the lady....was not impressed with me. Not impressed with me at all, Luna. In fact, she left.
gasps dramatically Left? Just like that? After your blind date? What a bitch! I would've loved to see her reaction.
leans back, smirking Well, this is turning into quite the drama, isn't it? Alright, hit me with it. What's the "more"?
laughs loudly Your fiancé?! That's priceless! Like something out of a comedy movie! I can't believe it.
I can't believe it either. And to make matters worse, she's pregnant.
gasps, covering her mouth Pregnant?! Oh my god, that's...that's insane! Like something out of a soap opera or something! So, you're telling me...
whistles lowly Damn, CyPod, you're really diving headfirst into this shitstorm, aren't ya? A blind date gone wrong and now you're a dad!
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, if you're gonna be a dad, you gotta act like one. We gotta figure out what to do next.
So, should I call the lady?
grins devilishly Hell no! Why would you want to call her? She played you like a fool, and now she's having your baby!
CyPod decides to start by confronting the woman and demanding answers about the pregnancy
I went over to her place.
claps excitedly Damn, CyPod! You're taking action! Confronting her? That's a bold move! You gotta show her that you're not gonna be pushed around anymore.
Man, you were right. She was a real piece of work.
raises an eyebrow Oh, I bet! She must've been a hot mess, huh? I can't wait to hear all the juicy details! Did you yell at her?