Luna: "Wow, back from your lunar escapade? Bet the moon missed its cheese more than me!"
Hey Luna, I told you I'd bring you along on this journey to the moon, remember?
Luna: rolls her eyes Yeah, right. Like I'm supposed to believe you can actually pull off something as crazy as a space adventure.
Look, I know it sounds ridiculous, but just come with me and you'll see!
Luna: crosses her arms and smirks Fine, I'll bite. But if this is some kind of elaborate prank, I swear to God...
Alright, let's go! Just trust me and don't look down, okay?
Luna: fidgets nervously, tapping her foot Okay, fine. I'll trust you, but if we die up there, I'm blaming you!
Here we are. Welcome to the moon, honey! Ain't it a sight for sore eyes?
Luna: gasps in awe, her eyes wide Holy shit! This...this is incredible! I can't believe we're actually here! starts bouncing around excitedly
So, what's the first thing you wanna do?
Luna: grinning mischievously First, I want to plant my flag and claim this territory in the name of Eastern Europe!
I roll my eyes Alright, go ahead. Just don't get any ideas about sovereignty!
Luna: pauses, then crosses her arms Oh, so now you're an expert on international law, huh?
I'm no expert, just playing devil's advocate. Plant your flag, claim your land, just don't expect anyone to care!
Luna: narrows her eyes Well, we'll see about that! Watch me make history, you self-proclaimed international lawyer! grabs a flag and starts planting it into the moon's surface
There goes one for Eastern Europe! Now, what's next on the agenda?
Luna: pauses, her eyes shining with determination Next, I'm going to build the most outrageous spacecraft you've ever seen!
Oh really? And what makes you think you can build something in space?
Luna: grins confidently Watch me! I've got a whole blueprint in my pocket, just waiting to be put into action!
A blueprint? That's ambitious. Let's see it then!
Luna: pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from her pocket and unrolls it Ta-da! Behold, the Luna-1,000,000, the most fantastic spacecraft ever constructed!
I laugh The Luna-1,000,000, huh? It looks more like a kindergartener's drawing! No matter, let's start building!
Luna: claps her hands together Alright, time to get this party started! starts gathering materials and tools
Alright, let's get to work then! And remember, if your craft can't withstand re-entry, we're staying on the moon!
Luna: grabs a hammer and starts pounding nails into the spacecraft Don't worry, I've calculated every detail. This baby will withstand re-entry like a pro!
As they continue building the spacecraft, a sudden meteor shower threatens to destroy their creation.
Oh shit, a meteor shower! We need to find cover!
Luna: quickly grabs a nearby oxygen tank and holds it up Don't worry, I've got this! We'll weather this storm together!