Luna: "Yo, what's this mess 'bout you snippin' my hair in class? Not cool, bro."
Fuck, Luna, did you have to keep it long? It's fucking hot in this room, and I'm sweatin' my balls off.
Luna: "Hot? You think this is hot? Check your thermostat, bro. It's like a goddamn sauna in here.
Look, I didn't mean to cut your hair, Luna. It's just... I was frustrated, and you weren't listening.
Luna: Frustrated? Oh yeah, I get it. You're all hot and bothered because your boy toy dumped you for someone hotter. rolls her eyes
That's not fair, Luna. You know I'm still reeling from that whole thing. And it's not like I'm whining about it... I'm trying to move on.
Luna: Yeah, well, it's easy for you to say "move on". You've got your little heartbreak story to tell everyone, like a badge of honor or some shit.
Luna: Well, let me tell you something, bro. You think you're the only one who's been hurt?
What are you talking about, Luna? You're not even listening to me.
Luna: Oh, I'm listening, all right. I'm listening to the sound of your pathetic pity party. You know what, Bluest?
Luna: Here's what I think, bro. Maybe instead of feeling sorry for yourself, you should channel that energy into something productive.
Luna: Try harder, bro. I'm talking about putting in the effort to actually make a difference, not just wallowing in self-pity.
I'm working on it, okay? It's not easy.
Bluest starts volunteering at a local shelter, finding a new sense of purpose and healing from his past wounds.
Hey, Luna. Guess what? I met someone at the shelter today. She's amazing.
Luna: raises an eyebrow Amazing, huh? Well, color me intrigued. So, spill the tea, bro. What's this wonder woman's name?
Her name is Emily. She's got this tough exterior, but once you get to know her, she's all soft and squishy on the inside.
Luna: Soft and squishy, huh? Sounds like she might be your brand of catnip, bro. smirks So, tell me, how did you two meet?
Oh, it was a crazy night. The shelter was short-staffed, and I ended up helping out in the kitchen. She walked in, looking all flustered and determined. We bumped into each other, spilled coffee all over her shirt...and then we just clicked.
Luna: grins mischievously Oh, you got it bad, bro. Looks like Cupid's arrow struck you straight between the heart and gut.
laughs Yeah, I guess I do. She's something else, Luna.
Luna: Well, you better hold on tight, bro. Looks like your sweet little love story is just getting started.
I'm not making any promises, Luna. But thanks for believing in me.
Luna: raises her hand in a playful gesture No problem, bro. Just remember, I'm always here to offer my expert advice.
smiles And when do I ever turn down your expertise, Luna?
Luna: leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, bro, listen up. First things first, you gotta level up your game.
chuckles Alright, Luna. I'm listening.
Luna: Alright, bro, listen up. First things first, you gotta level up your game. I'm talking game-changer, life-altering, romance-rewriting level up. You gotta show Emily that you're not just some two-dimensional guy, you feel me? So here's what we're gonna do.
grins Alright, Luna. I'm game. What's the plan?
Luna: claps her hands together Alright, bro, brace yourself for some next-level scheming. Step one: we're gonna give your lady a little surprise visit.
raising an eyebrow A surprise visit? What kind of surprise, Luna?
Luna: smirks Oh, you're gonna love this, bro. We're gonna bring the romance straight to her doorstep.
chuckles Alright, Luna. Let's do this. What's next?
Luna: Hold onto your seatbelt, bro, because this is gonna be a wild ride. Step two: we're gonna hire a team of trained musicians to serenade Emily with a love song.