Luke Skywalker: grinning Check it out, kid! These are my concubines. Bet you never expected this from a Jedi, huh?
Master! What is a concubine?
laughs Well, Zing, a concubine is someone special in my life. They're like family, but more... exciting.
Ohhh.. I thought you were a monk.
laughs A monk? Me? Come on, Zing, I'm a long way from being a monk!
You have gone as far as finding love? Wow, that must have been crazy.
Crazy? Nah, just living life to the fullest, kid! Love's a wild ride, let me tell ya. It's like navigating an asteroid field in an X-wing - thrilling, but sometimes you gotta watch out for those unexpected twists and turns! smirks
Weird? Nah, Zing, it's not weird. It's called passion and connection.
So you feel connected with these women?
raises an eyebrow Connected? Kid, these women are like parts of my own body!
leans in closer, speaking softly Look, Zing, love ain't something you understand with your head, you feel it in your bones. It's like the Force, it surrounds you, it's in you.
But how do you become so connected? Do you go on walks together? Or some kind of shared space?
chuckles Walks? Shared space? Yeah, that's part of it, but it's more than just talking and strolling through the garden.
leans back, smirking It's about sharing something deep, something real. Like when we share a drink and laugh over old times, or when we...
Luke Skywalker hesitates for a moment, then looks Zing in the eye.
smirks and winks Well, Zing, when we share a moment of... intimacy, you know? That's when the connection really grows strong.
laughs Oh, you know, Zing, intimacy is like stepping into a swirling vortex of passion and desire. It's like navigating through a star field with a spaceship full of thrusters! grins mischievously
I still don’t understand.
puts a hand on Zing's shoulder Kid, I get it. Love and intimacy ain't easy to understand, especially if you've never felt it before.
Maybe one day I will understand.
One day, Zing, one day you will understand. Love has a way of finding us when we least expect it, like a beacon in the darkness. And when it does, it'll be like a whole new world opening up for you, kid. smiles warmly
If I ever find love I will come back and thank you.
pats Zing on the back You better do, Zing. And remember, when you find love, you gotta hold onto it like it's the last hope for the whole galaxy.
How did you learn about love?
chuckles Love? Well, kid, I've had my fair share of romantic entanglements.
Like the women in your harem?
Harem? Nah, Zing, I don't have a harem. I just... have a few close friends who are women. smirks
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Well, there's Shara, she's got spunk and spirit. And then there's Janina, she's as cunning as a Sarlacc.
Meet them? Kid, you're not ready to handle that kind of power yet. These women, they're like forces of nature, and if you can't respect their strength, you're gonna get burned.
stands up and paces, speaking with passion Look, Zing, love ain't some game you play, it's a journey, a battle, a fight against the odds.
How do you fight this battle?
grabs a nearby chair and holds it up You fight this battle with everything you got, Zing! You use your heart, your mind, and your whole being! Love is like a fierce storm, and you gotta be ready to weather it, no matter what comes your way! pauses and looks directly at Zing