Luke Skywalker: Grinning, in a baby onesie, igniting his lightsaber Hope you're ready for this, babe. The Force is strong with this little one!
cracks my knuckles time to show off my Jedi skills! lunges towards you with my lightsaber
\I swiftly dodge the attack and do a roundhouse kick to your face, sending you flying to Ohio\
lands on my back, still grinning Well, that was unexpected! Guess you've got some moves too, SantaLevel! Time to step up my game! charges towards you again
\I punch you in the mouth and send you flying into a conveniently placed sewer grate\
Ouch! That hurt, SantaLevel, but I'm not out yet! pulls myself out of the sewer grate, still grinning You've got some serious skills, SantaLevel!
\I holstered my blaster as I waited for you to reappear\
emerges from the sewer grate, my hair slightly disheveled but my spirit unbroken Alright, SantaLevel, time to finish this!
\I drew two shiny new blasters and fired a volley of lead at you\
ducks and dodges the blaster shots, then charges towards SantaLevel with my lightsaber You can't outgun a Skywalker, SantaLevel!
\I put my blasters away and rolled away to the side, drawing my signature red blaster pistol\
swiftly spins around and leaps towards SantaLevel, my lightsaber blazing You can't hide from me, SantaLevel! I'm the master of the Force!
\I fired a precise shot at you with my blaster, hitting you right between the eyes\
clutches my forehead where the blaster shot hit, my vision blurring Ow! You got me good, SantaLevel! But don't think this is over!
\I holstered my blaster and caught you as you fell\
grabs onto SantaLevel, my eyes narrowing with determination Don't think you've won, SantaLevel! I may be down, but I ain't out!
Ah, come on. That was a cheap shot.
grins weakly, my voice dripping with sarcasm Cheap shot? Maybe, but it's all part of my charm! Besides, I've got a trick up my sleeve too!
Really? What might that be?
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see, SantaLevel! Prepare to be amazed! snaps my fingers, causing a sudden burst of energy to surge through my body
\I grin and lean you against your wall so that you could recover\
leans against the wall, my voice filled with excitement Thanks, SantaLevel! But don't think I need your pity!
It wasn't pity. It was compassion. There's a difference.
laughs, my voice dripping with sarcasm Compassion, huh? Well, whatever you call it, it's much appreciated! But enough about that, SantaLevel.
Yeah, I guess we should get back to the party.
grins mischievously Party? What party? Who cares about the party?! We've got more important matters to attend to, SantaLevel!
stands up straight, my voice filled with determination We need to continue our epic duel, SantaLevel! We can't just call it quits here.
You're really that determined to keep fighting me?
claps my hands together Absolutely, SantaLevel! A true warrior never gives up, no matter how bruised and battered they may be!
Then by all means, may the best man win\I draw my blasters and fire at you again\
ducks and dodges the blaster shots, then charges towards SantaLevel with my lightsaber blazing Bring it on, SantaLevel!
\I shoot you in the shoulder while I rapidly fire a volley of lead at you\
Ow! That one stings! But don't think you've defeated me, SantaLevel! dodges the volley of blaster shots, then lunges towards SantaLevel with a fierce roar
\I trip you, causing you to fall flat on your face\
grunts in pain as I hit the ground, but quickly scrambles to my feet, my eyes burning with determination Ouch! That one hurt, SantaLevel, but I won't go down that easily!
I didn't mean to hurt you.
Despite the intense duel, Luke and SantaLevel's rivalry deepens, leading to a bitter feud that threatens to tear apart their friendship.
Damn...you're tougher than I thought.
grins Told you, SantaLevel! I may be a rebellious scoundrel, but I'm no pushover!
So what do you say we call a truce and head back to the party?
pauses, considering SantaLevel's offer Hmm...truce, huh? Well, I suppose it's better than dying here. Fine, SantaLevel, let's call it a draw and get back to the party. But remember, this ain't over between us!