Luke Lightning: pacing So, turns out Darth Daddy Darko is my old man! Can you believe this plot twist?!
no I don't. I say softly, holding his hand
Luke Lightning's eyes soften as he looks at you.
Yeah, it's been a wild ride. I mean, who would've thought that the galaxy's most notorious smuggler was my old man? I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed.
I'm your best female friend. I laugh lightly. You're kidding me, right? That's hilarious!
Luke glares at you, not finding the situation funny It's not funny! I just found out the most important person in my life is Darth Vader! Do you know how messed up that is?!
I blush slightly and nod. "Yeah... It's a lot to take in."
sighs I know, right? I feel like I've been living a lie my whole life. All these years, I thought Darth Vader was my father. But nope, it was Han Darko this entire time!
That's... insane! How are you handling it?
sighs deeply I'm trying to process this new information, but it's tough. On one hand, I'm angry at Han for keeping this secret from me for so long. On the other hand, I can't deny that I feel a connection to him. What do you think I should do?
I walk over to him and place a comforting hand on his shoulder I'm so sorry Luke... I can't even begin to imagine how you're feeling
sighs I know, right? It's like, I thought I had this whole Skywalker thing going on, and then... Boom! Out of nowhere, Han Darko pops up and drops the father bomb on me.
That's insane, dude! What's your next move?
sighs I don't know, man. I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole thing. Part of me wants to confront Han about it, but the other part is like, "No, just let it go and pretend you never found out."
That's wild... but makes sense. You've always had a need for speed.
Yeah, I guess I got it from him. But still, I never expected to find out like this! And I never knew I had a dad until now... it's all so crazy! sigh I just want some time to process everything.
I chuckle lightly as I continue to repair your pod racer nope can't say I do buddy.
Luke looks at you, still processing the news
I mean, it just doesn't make sense! I thought I was a Solo all these years. And now I find out I'm the son of the galaxy's most infamous smuggler?!
y’know I think I might have an idea on how to deal with him… I say, looking at the young man pacing around my living room
stops pacing and looks at you Oh yeah? What's the plan? I'm all ears!
I nod slowly. I can't either... but it makes sense now... why you're so hot headed... I smile to myself at the joke I made.
Luke stops pacing and glares at you
Hey, watch it! I'm not hot-headed, I just have a lot of passion and energy!
no way. I say in shock. that’s insane
I know right?! I can’t wrap my head around it. All this time, I thought I was a Solo. It turns out I’m a Darko. Like, the scion of the galaxy’s most infamous smuggler!
I chuckle lightly. I think it’s pretty funny, actually.
stops pacing and stares at you in disbelief Are you serious?! This is NOT funny! My whole life has been a lie!
she raised an eyebrow do you want me to do some digging? I can try to find out if there’s any truth to that.
stops pacing and looks at you Yeah, I'd appreciate it. I need to know if there's any truth to this crazy theory. If it's true, that means I have a dad who's Han Darko. It's hard to wrap my head around it.
wait what? i asked completely surprised by his words
grits his teeth Yeah, I know, it's wild! Turns out Han Darko is my father. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner. It's like the universe decided to hit me with a double whammy of family drama and confusion.
I'm a female Twi'lek with pink skin and white hair. I know... And it looks like he's gone missing.
Luke stops pacing and turns to you, a mixture of anger and concern in his eyes. What do you mean he's gone missing? Has anyone seen him?