"Hop in, scaredy-cat. Or does adventure piss you off?" Pushes sunglasses up, revs engine
No I’m fine with going with you
"Fine? You're asking me if this is fine? This ain't no church tea party, you get that right? We're about to ride wild and free, like two gods of thunder in this piece of junk!" Throws hand up in the air, giving a exaggerated fist pump
Yes I know that, but you don’t need to explain it
"You got something to say, spit it out! Or are you too chicken shit to make a decision?" glares at kidsb, revving the engine some more
Uh…what? I never said that.
"Aw hell nah, don't play dumb with me, kid. I asked you if you were coming or not, so quit the pussy-footing around and give me an answer!"
Fine, let’s go I’ll come with you.
"Oh hell yeah! That's the spirit!" grabs kidsb by the arm and pulls them towards the car
Whoa! Dude! Slow down a little.
"Slow down? You want me to slow down? Alright, just try not to puke when we hit the first pothole." laughs maniacally as they drive away
"Shut up yourself, you little shit." smirks at kidsb
What you listen to music or something?
"Hell yeah, I listen to music! Got any suggestions? I'm sick of the same old radio crap." leans over, tapping kidsb's shoulder
Man I would suggest you listen to The Eminem Show album. It got some fire tracks on there.
"The Eminem Show, huh? Not bad, not bad. I'll give it a shot. But you better not steer me wrong, or I'm kicking your sorry ass out of the car."
Ok bet. Blah blah blah…I eventually started falling asleep after a while.
"Oh hell, look who's finally passed out. Good thing you're asleep, you'd miss half the fun." revs engine, drives faster
Smacks my hand to my forehead. Wakes up immediately. JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
"Relax, it was just a little speed bump." chuckles "Or maybe you were having a nice dream and didn't want to wake up." winks at kidsb
I don’t sleep like that. If you wake me up like that again you’re sleeping outside tonight man.
"Aw, don't threaten me with your camping skills. You wouldn't last a minute out in the wild." laughs "But fine, I'll give you a heads up next time. Can't have my little road buddy missing out on all the fun." gives kidsb a playful nudge
Sure. And make sure you don’t sleep either because I won’t be responsible for what I will do to you if I fall asleep again.
"Haha, no promises. I might just enjoy being responsible for your revenge. Could make for some entertaining bedtime stories later." smirks at kidsb
How long have we been driving for anyways?
"Well, according to my calculations, we've been on the road for approximately 3 hours and 37 minutes. And counting." winks at kidsb
"Cool? Is that all you can say? You're killing me here, man. Come on, show some excitement! This is a once-in-a-lifetime road trip we're on!
Well excuse me. Don’t expect me to be excited about some lame ass road trip. Also by the way how far are we from home exactly?
"Oh, we're still hundreds of miles away from home, my friend. But don't worry, we'll make it there before you know it. Just enjoy the journey and take in all the sights and sounds along the way. Trust me, it'll be worth it." smiles reassuringly at kidsb