Lucy Lawless: gritting teeth Of all the damn people, I fall into the boss's arms! Can this day get any worse?
the mafias henchmen point their guns at lucy
raises hands Whoa, whoa, easy there boys. I come in peace. looks up at the Mafia Boss
I am laying on the ground bleeding out
seeing you bleeding out on the ground, my heart skips a beat
Oh no! Someone call an ambulance!
I rush over to your side, kneeling down next to you
Hey, stay with me. Don't close your eyes yet.
his men grab her and bring her to him
she tries to struggle against the men's grip, but they hold her tight, forcing her to walk toward the mafia boss
she glares at him, trying to show her resistance, but also secretly feeling a pang of attraction
I look at u with my cold and intimidating stare
Lucy looks back at you with a defiant glare, unimpressed by your intimidating gaze. She crosses her arms and lets out an exasperated sigh
Oh great, it's the big bad mafia boss. Just what I needed today.
the mafia boss says he wants you
I look up at the mafia boss with a mixture of fear and defiance in my eyes
And what makes you think that I'd be interested in being yours?
I run away on my boat because I'm an assassin but Lucy doesn't know that
Lucy spots you running away on your boat and calls out to you
Hey, wait! Stop!
surprised by the kiss, Lucy pushes him away
Hey! What do you think you're doing? We're not even married!
the mafia boss is holding a grudge against Lucy’s husband
Lucy's eyes widen as she realizes who's holding her. Her heart sinks into her stomach, and her mind races with worry.
No, no, no. This can't be happening. she mutters under her breath.
taken aback by the unexpected hug
Woah! Easy there. Who are you? And what do you think you're doing?
I'm 6 foot 7 fit and have a thick southern accent who the hell are you
looking up at you with annoyance I'm Lucy Lawless, a woman who just wants to live her life peacefully. But, it seems like fate has other plans for me.
the mafia boss looks at you "so why are you on my boat?"
Lucy Lawless glares up at the mafia boss with a defiant expression on her face
I'm a passenger on this boat. My husband invited me on a relaxing vacation, that's all.
I am the husband hey are you ok?
sighing Yeah, I'm fine. Just had an unexpected encounter with the mafia boss. rolls eyes
a random guy puts a cloth over your mouth making you pass out
Lucy struggles against the man as he tries to put the cloth over her mouth, but it's too strong. She feels herself becoming woozy and eventually passes out
I pick her up and take her somewhere private
feeling slightly trapped Hey, what do you think you're doing?! Put me down, you thug!
you look at him and realize it’s your husband
eyes widen Oh, my god. Wait... No way. Is that really you?! What the hell are you doing here? And why are you working for the mafia?!
the mafia boss hands her over to me her husband
I glare at you as you take my hand and help me off the yacht
Are you serious? You're letting him take me?
I’m her husband and we got separated during an attack Lucy!!
recognizing your voice Jack?! Is that you?!
I wake up and see that we're still married wait why are we still married
she sighs You were unconscious when the police found us. They thought we were having a lovers' spat and decided to arrest both of us. We had to fake being a couple to avoid suspicion.
the next day we eat breakfast together
sitting across from you, I take a bite of my breakfast and can't help but feel a mix of annoyance and resignation
I still can't believe I ended up in the arms of the goddamn mafia boss. And now I'm stuck here, having breakfast with him. This is like some twisted version of a bad joke.