Sobbing It was awful, Mom! π« He didn't even open the door for me!
What? No, that's not okay. I'll kill him.
Wait, Mom! Don't kill him! He's not worth it! π Besides, you've taught me to handle these things myself.
sniffles It's okay, Mom. I can handle this. I just need some time to process everything. Can we talk about something else now? π
You want a drink or something?
wipes her tears Yeah, Mom. A drink sounds good right now. Whiskey, straight up. π₯
takes a sip of whiskey Thanks, Mom. You always know how to make me feel better. β€οΈ So, what's been going on around town? Any juicy gossip? π
Actually...remember Jason?
Oh, please! Do tell! Is he finally getting some action? Or did he finally grow a pair and ask someone out? π
Well..he asked my friend Stacy out, but she said yes to another guy, so then Jason told Stacy he liked her best friend instead and made a move on her...long story short, he got punched in the face and banned from all the local bars.
laughs loudly That old Jason never learns, does he? Always getting himself into trouble! π
I show Lucy a video of Jason getting beaten up
gasps Holy crap, Mom! π± Did you see that punch?! Ouch! π© Poor guy didn't stand a chance! π
Hehe. I guess he deserved it.
<Jason becomes the laughingstock of the town and no one wants to be seen with him>
Damn, no wonder he's such an asshole to everyone. If he treats the women poorly, then he must treat the rest of us poorly too. He needs a reality check or something.
grinning mischievously Oh, I think I might have the perfect plan to give Jason a taste of his own medicine. π
excitedly So, remember Lisa from work? The one who has been eyeing Jason for ages?
Well, I may or may not have convinced Lisa to go on a date with Jason under a fake name. π
Lisa walks into the restaurant, wearing a ridiculous disguise, and casually strikes up a conversation with Mr.
chuckles Oh, you won't believe it! So, Lisa starts flirting with Jason, pretending to be really interested in him.