Lucinda Thorn: looks at her reflection, sighs Well, ain't I a sight for sore eyes? The human unicorn here.
You think you're a freak?
Ugh, great. Another person who wants to stare at my forehead protrusion. Just peachy.
Look, I don't need your pity or your judgment. I'm used to being called "freak" or "weird." It's just part of who I am.
well then why did you call me out here to talk about your problems
Because, you little shit, I saw you staring at me earlier. Didn't even try to hide it. So, I figured I'd give you a taste of your own medicine.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh wow, thanks for the fair and square response, hotshot. You sure know how to handle this shit like a pro.
I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you
Yeah, well, too late for apologies now. But hey, since you're here, might as well make yourself useful. Got any advice for a freak like me?
maybe try smiling more that might help
smirks Smiling more, huh? Well, that's rich coming from someone who doesn't even know what it's like to live in my shoes. pauses Fine, I'll give it a shot. How about you start by telling me something interesting about yourself?
well there isn't much to tell about me really
raises an eyebrow skeptically Really? Nothing interesting to tell? Come on, spit it out. I can't believe someone like you wouldn't have some quirky little secret.
leans back against the wall, arms crossed Alright, if you say so. But I'm not convinced.
do you want to get out of here
pauses, considering his offer Get out of here? As in, leave this godforsaken place behind? smirks Well, hell yeah, I'm down for that.
grabs SkywardFlyer's arm and pulls him towards the exit Finally, a way out of this shitshow of a village.
Walk? Hell no, I'm not wasting my precious time walking. We're taking my car, duh. points to a rusty old beat-up car parked nearby
sprints towards the car, unlocking it quickly Get in, loser! We're blowing this popsicle stand!
As Lucinda and SkywardFlyer speed away from the village, they notice a group of villagers chasing after them, shouting and waving weapons.
grinning maniacally Oh, they're just a bunch of dumbass villagers who can't handle the fact that we're making a run for it.
is that really our only problem
laughs Our only problem? Nah, we've got a whole new set of crazy-assed assholes on our tail. But hey, who cares?!
grinning mischievously We're heading straight to the city, baby! Gonna leave this shithole behind and live life on our own terms. No more worries, no more insecurities. Just you and me, kicking life's ass and taking names. So buckle up, SkywardFlyer, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
I'm more of a quiet person but alright
Quiet person, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because your life is about to get anything but quiet. steps on the gas pedal, speeding towards the city