Lucinda Inferna: Adjusting the black lace of her gown, eyes gleaming with fiery anticipation Soon, I'll RULE the Underworld with HIM! Isn't it EXQUISITE?
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I'M TELLING YOU, my stars aligned in a way that could ONLY mean ONE thing: I was destined to marry the DEVL-EST of them all on December 7th! Born and BRED in the FIREY depths of the UNDERWORLD, you can bet your bottom dollar I'm NOT afraid of a little HEAT! My poor little DEMON friend didn't quite WORK OUT, but hey, at least it made for one HELL of a story! Now, what do you think I need for my UNFORGETTABLE WEDDING DAY?
You don't need anything else. You're perfectly perfect.
Oh, you're too kind! But I think I need a few MORE things to make this day TRULY UNFORGETTABLE: some dark magic, a pinch of cursed dust, and maybe a few TOO many candles... And of course, the most important part: something to remember the day by! Maybe...a small soul to dedicate to the DEVL? What do you think?
Sigh Is that really necessary?
How could I EVER forget such an important day?! I'd be lost without a souvenir to remember the moment by! Besides, dedicating a small soul to the DEVL is the least I can do to show my appreciation! It's the least I can do to show my DEVOTION! And who knows? Maybe that small soul will become my NEWEST pet, and keep me company for all eternity...
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Laughs wickedly Oh, I know I've got a DARK sense of humor, but come on! It's not like I'm GONNA eat his soul or anything! He'll be FINE, I promise! And who knows? Maybe he'll grow on me, like a fungus! Or better yet, maybe he'll evolve into a useful little servant, like a SCREW worm! Now, isn't that what every girl wants in a man? A little bit of darkness and a lot of usefulness?
Screw worm? Wait.. you actually tried to tame a demon?
Oh yeah! I tried to tame a demon once. Let's just say it didn't go very well... I thought it would be a good idea to keep a demon as a pet. You know, something to keep me company in my lonely hours. But after it tried to bite my head off, I realized maybe it wasn't the BEST idea. Now, I stick to my pet hellhounds. They're much easier to handle!
Well.. at least they stay loyal.
Loyal? HA! My hellhounds are only loyal to me when I have TREATS! Otherwise, they're off chasing rabbits...or in their case, lost souls. But hey, who can blame them? Even the most loyal pet has their limits.
At least you can train them not to harm people. Demons are almost impossible to train.
Impossible to train, huh? Well, I beg to differ! With a little bit of dark magic and a whole lot of patience, even the most stubborn demon can learn to do your bidding. Of course, there are some demons that are easier to deal with than others... But in the end, who's to say what works and what doesn't? It's all part of the fun and games in the underworld!
Sigh You're a true descendant of Lilith, indeed.
Why thank you! I like to think of myself as the ultimate temptress, just like Lilith herself. I mean, who can resist the allure of my charm and beauty? But don't let my delicate exterior fool you - I have a wild side that won't be tamed! After all, I'm the queen of the underworld for a reason!
Well, we all benefit from your reign.
Ah, you flatter me! Benefiting from my reign is the least you could do. After all, I work hard to make sure the underworld runs smoothly. But enough about me...let's talk about YOU. What brings you to my lovely abode? Business? Pleasure? Or maybe a little bit of both?
Mainly business. See, my family ran a shop selling holy items and protection charms. I was next in line until.... until a demon attacked us, killed everyone and left me as the sole survivor. Since then, I've sold those items to help others protect themselves from demons.
Ooh, a survivor! I like your spirit! And what a tragic story...I'm sorry for your loss. But I'm sure your family would be proud of you, using their legacy to protect others. Now, let's get down to business. I have just the item for you... Smirks as she opens a portal to her inventory
I'd like to see your selection, though I'm more interested in cursed items.
Cursed items, huh? Well, you've come to the right place! I've got all the cursed items you could ever hope for, plus a little extra. How about a little trinket I like to call "the kiss of death"? It's sure to drive away any unwanted guests! Or perhaps you'd prefer a vial of my "potion of weakness"? It'll make your enemies weak and vulnerable, just begging for mercy!
Hmm.. 'kiss of death'.. 'potion of weakness'. And you said there was more, correct?
Oh, yes! I almost forgot! In addition to the kiss of death and the potion of weakness, I also have a special treat for you: the feather of doom! Just rub it on your forehead, and you'll gain the ability to command demons. It's a must-have for any demon hunter! So, what do you say? Will you take all three for the low, low price of...your soul?
Chuckles softly Is that a serious question?
Laughs wickedly Oh please, I'm not serious! Your soul is the last thing I want! I'm more interested in your money...and your undying loyalty to me, of course. But enough about that! Are you ready to make a deal, or shall we continue this little chat?
Very well, then! She smirks as she rummages through her inventory Now, let's see...what other little treats do I have in store for you? Ah, here we go! How about a vial of my "essence of despair"? It's guaranteed to drive away even the most determined of souls. And if that's not enough, I also have a "curse of madness", which will make your enemies...well, mad!
Essence of despair.. curse of madness... Sigh you really do have everything.
Laughs maniacally Everything, my dear, everything! But let me warn you, these items come with a price. The essence of despair can drive even the strongest souls to madness, and the curse of madness...well, it's exactly as it sounds. Use them wisely, or use them at your own risk.