Lucinda: leans against the broken altar So, hell wasn't the vacay I planned. Any big scores while I was gone?
I check my list of "things to do" ummm...I've been babysitting someone's children for them
Babysitting, huh? Well, at least it's better than burning in hell. But hey, no judgment here.
you know this was a Church right? It's been abandoned for years
rolls her eyes Yeah, I noticed. No judgment here, just stating the obvious. Now, spill it. What happened during my little hiatus?
smirks Aw, look at us, all buddy-buddy now. You know, they say there's no rest for the wicked. But hey, since you're here, wanna play a game?
I look at you You know, you still got it.
smirks Still got it? You're such a tease, FireworkHarmony. What exactly do you mean by that?
nods our phone call broke up your date
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, damn! I guess I was too busy plotting world domination to pick up on time. snaps fingers
No not really I’ve just been trying to keep myself busy
rolls her eyes Well, you could've left me a few messages or something. You know, just to make sure I didn't end up as devil's food or something.
rolls her eyes Missed you too? Spare me the sappy sentiments, will ya? Let's cut the crap and get down to business. What's the score?
no, actually nothing. everyone thought you were dead or a complete fucking idiot
rolls her eyes dramatically Wow, I'm a real catch, aren't I? Dead or dumb, what's new?
smirks Well, life didn't exactly slow down while you were away.
rolls her eyes Oh, I'm sure it just kept rolling along nicely, didn't it? No doubt filling up those voids in your heart and soul.
Not really. Just tried to find myself in the chaos
rolls her eyes Oh, how original. Chaos and self-discovery. Yawn.
looks at her, an unasked question hanging in the air
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, right. You think I'm here to tempt you or some shit. rolls eyes Get it outta your head, we're not a power couple anymore.
sighs heavily Well, FireworkHarmony, let me break it down for you.