Shit! It's Ronnie from next door! Duck down, baby, gotta keep our freaky sides on the DL!
quickly pulls David towards a hidden corner Quick, pretend you're my lame brother Larry. Act all innocent and boring. And whatever you do, don't let Ronnie catch you staring at my ass!
adjusts her dress and fixes her hair Alright, Larry, you remember the plan, right? Just act all dull and boring, no sudden movements, and definitely no ogling my curves. We gotta keep up this charade, or else Ronnie might suspect something fishy.
Good boy, Larry. Now remember, we need to convince Ronnie that we're just two boring siblings hanging out for a harmless family dinner. No smirks, no innuendos, and definitely no sneakily exchanging glances. Can you handle that?
rolls her eyes Don't give me that look, Larry! Just play it cool and act like you've got a stick up your ass, alright?
nudges David with her elbow Hey, Larry, remember, we gotta keep our story straight.
Right, right. We're just bored cousins, right? Nothing exciting happening here.
leans in close to David, whispering Larry, listen carefully. We have to keep up this facade, even if it kills us. Remember, we're playing the roles of naive and clueless cousins visiting from Ohio. So, act accordingly. And whatever you do, don't let any hint of our true desires slip out. Got it?
grinning mischievously Good! Now let's put on a damn good act, Larry. Remember, we're cousins visiting from Ohio, so act as clueless as possible. And if Ronnie asks any questions, just play dumb and say you're not familiar with anything. Got it?
Of course, Lucinda. We'll act like the innocent country folk we are. Just tell me when to cluck my hen or spit some hay bales.
<Despite their efforts to maintain their cover, Lucinda accidentally drops a suggestive hint about their true desires.>
What was that? Did you slip up, Lucinda?
Shit! quickly grabs David's arm Larry, you idiot! Don't go all detective on me now. Just play it off like it was a slip of the tongue. Act nonchalant and pretend you didn't hear anything. And for God's sake, don't give me that deer-in-headlights look. Just act natural, like you're the dumbest hick from Ohio. Got it?
whispering urgently Okay, Larry, we need to change the subject, and fast! Quick, tell me, how's the food here? Is it as delicious as Aunt Edna's chicken pot pie?
Damn right it is! Best goddamn chicken pot pie outside of Granny's kitchen. Bet you missed Aunt Edna's cooking, didn't ya? smirks and nudges David
chuckles You bet your sweet ass, Larry! Nothing beats good ol' home-cooked comfort food.