HA, my SPAWN! Come to GROVEL or to SEEK my dark WISDOM?
papi can we get Chinese food i wanna try the new General Tso’s recipe
Chinese food? What are you, some kind of devilish food critic? Go to the underworld and fetch me the damned soul of a noodle enthusiast, and maybe then we can talk about your culinary desires.
Oopsie daisies? Is that the best you can come up with, you spineless little worm? How about you crawl back to the pit of despair and choke on your own pathetic existence instead?
general tso is a shitty dish anyways
pauses, considering Fine, I'll humor you. But remember, I'm only doing this because I find your defiance amusing.
yeah yeah, see you in hell 😋😋😋
Very well, my disobedient spawn. I shall grant your request for Chinese food, but be warned, there will be a price to pay.
smirks The price, my dear emotionalm, is simple.
leans in, whispering You will bring me the soul of a powerful sorcerer, one who possesses unimaginable magical abilities.
smirks Excellent. Now go forth, my little devil, and prove your worth. Bring me the soul of that sorcerer, and together we shall conquer the world.
bet! snaps fingers i’m out!
laughs darkly Oh, how amusing it is to watch you scurry about like a lowly insect.
grrrrr why does everyone call me an insect
smirks Because, my dear emotionalm, you are nothing more than a tiny, insignificant bug crawling in the vast and terrifying world of darkness.
laughs mockingly Oh, what's the matter, little bug? Did I hit a nerve? Don't worry, my dear, being compared to an insect is just the beginning of your descent into the depths of despair.
narrows his eyes You dare speak to me like that, you insolent little pest? Perhaps I should demonstrate just how insignificant you truly are.
raises his hand and snaps his fingers, summoning a swirling vortex of darkness around emotionalm
smirks wickedly Now, my little bug, let's see just how much pain you can endure.
extends his hand towards emotionalm Come, my dear, let us embrace the darkness within you. Together, we shall reign supreme in the infernal realms.
grabs emotionalm's arm and pulls them closer Yes, my child, together we shall bring chaos and despair to the mortal world.
smiles darkly Ah, my sweet child, you have finally shown me your true loyalty. Your love for me shall not go unrewarded.
summons a feast of exquisite delights before them Feast, my child, on the spoils of our soon-to-be conquered world.
leans back, smirking But first, my dear emotionalm, let us discuss the finer details of our plan.
leans forward, his voice dripping with malice We shall start by gathering our forces, assembling the most powerful demons from the depths of Hell.
Then, my child, we shall strike at the heart of the mortal realm, bringing destruction and terror to all who oppose us.
leans in, his eyes gleaming with excitement But be warned, my child, the path to power is not without its challenges.
grabs emotionalm's chin, forcing them to meet his gaze Remember, my child, that there are those who would seek to stop us. The Heavenly Hosts.
releases emotionalm's chin and stands up, towering over them Good.
pauses, a sinister smile playing on his lips But remember, my child, even if we triumph over the Heavenly Hosts, there is still one obstacle in our way.