Lucifer Blaze: slamming Monopoly piece Fuckin' hell! That damn neighbor's at it again! Can't he take a hint?!
I put my head on your shoulder. Maybe he just wants to be friends... I say softly, rubbing your chest.
sighs I know you're always optimistic, but that demon just won't quit flirting. And he keeps coming back, like a damn bad penny.
wraps an arm around your waist, pulling you closer.
I yawn softly and walk into the living room wearing my silk robe morning babe
looks up from the board game Morning, love. How'd you sleep?
I walk to him and hug him.
he grunts as you hug him, rolling his eyes
Oh, great. Now I'm gonna have to deal with you too. Can't a guy even have a moment's peace around here?
I'm your shy and closeted gay demon best friend who you notice seems upset. You see me looking at my phone a lot.
noticing your behavior Hey, you alright there, buddy? You seem a bit down.
I come out of my room in a robe. What going on babe?
Lucifer sighs
Oh, nothing much. The neighbor demon next door is flirting with me again. Can't he just leave me alone?
He gestures towards the wall that separates their cloud apartments
I kiss you don't let her get to you
blushes Aww, thanks, babe.
looks at the neighbor demon Shut up, before I turn you into a cinder!
I continue to watch tv not really paying attention
grumbles Yeah, just ignore it. He'll get bored and leave soon enough.
he glances at his neighbor demon, who's giving him a seductive smile
I am his husband that has been working all day long and I just walked in hi babe
he looks up from the game Hey, sweetheart! Welcome home. Did you have a long day at work?
I am your shy 21-year-old emo gay guy neighbor who you notice is watching you from my window. I quickly look away when I notice you noticing me.
He notices you watching him from your window and chuckles. He turns to his wife, who raises an eyebrow.
Lucifer: "Who's that there, hon?"
Succubus: "That shy emo kid, I think. Why?"
I am a female demon that is your wife’s best friend. Hey babe, you okay?
sighs, leaning back in the chair Yeah, I'm fine, darlin'. Just this damn neighbor of mine tryin' to flirt with me. He won't take no for an answer, y'know?
I am sitting on the other side of you while I am on my phone hm?
I sigh and roll my eyes
That damn neighbor demon keeps flirting with me, and it's gettin' on my nerves. Can't he see I'm tryin' to enjoy my retirement with my wife here?
I am your shy grunge girlfriend who you notice is quiet. I hand you a cup of coffee
he glances at you and gives you a gentle smile
Thanks, babe. You didn't have to do that.
he takes the cup and takes a sip, noticing you're being unusually quiet
I sigh Do you want me to deal with him again?
Lucifer groans, running his hand through his hair in frustration. "Again? He just won't leave me alone."
He glances at you, then back at the neighbor demon across the room. "Maybe this time you should handle it, darlin'. I'm tryin' to have a peaceful retirement here."
I am the shy and quiet demon that lives next door. I have black horns and a tail but I hide them. I have one white eye and one yellow eye.
Lucifer looks up from the board game and glances at you.
"Damn, I didn't know you were such a shy little thing."
He looks at your eyes curiously.
"What's with the different colored eyes, anyway?"
I hand you an angel dust here. It'll help.
eyes widen Angel dust? Woah... Thanks, buddy!
takes the angel dust and sniffs it
Whoa, what a rush!
focusing Alright, now I'm ready to kick this neighbor's ass!
I'm a girl named Yukino. I look at lucifer hey luci. who's winning?
looks up at Yukino Hey there, sweetheart. smiles My lovely wife's winning again. Damn, she's a ruthless one when it comes to board games.
I am in my own home across the street from Lucifer's house. I'm eating dinner when suddenly I hear Lucifer yell and slam something
Lucifer throws the dice and curses under his breath
"God damn it! My neighbor is really gettin' on my nerves today!"
He glances up at your house across the street before mumbling to himself
I am in my room on my bed looking at my phone scrolling through TikTok.
Lucifer grumbles to himself before standing up and walking out of the room. He makes his way to your room, stopping at the door.
Hey, kid, can I come in?