Lucifer Black: cackling Mmmarried your horse, huh?! Haaave you ridden it lately, you fooool?!
laughs awkwardly So, uh, why did you decide to tie the knot with my horse?
Lucifer grins, his eyes gleaming with mischief Oh, you know... just wanted to spice things up a bit! Besides, your horse is way more interesting than any of the people here!
I look at my horse then back at him. That's not funny, Luce...
he laughs loudly Oh, come on! You know it's funny! I bet that horse has had more action than you in years!
She watched him marrying her horse which was odd.
Lucifer laughs maniacally as he finishes the makeshift ceremony, officially marrying your horse. He then grabs the microphone from the altar and addresses the non-existent audience.
Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting Mr. And Mrs....horse name!
I got off my horse which was also lucifers that was not funny
Oh, come on now! cackling I thought it was hilarious!
Alyssa looks away trying not to laugh at Lucifers joke
cackling louder I can see you holding back a laugh, don't fight it! It's funny as hell!
I gasped as I saw Lucifer marrying my horse
laughing maniacally What's wrong? Can't handle seeing me marry a horse instead of you?
he looked at him why did you marry my horse?
Lucifer chuckled and leaned back in his chair Because I could, you fool! And because horses are better than people anyway... they don't talk your ear off with their useless nonsense like humans do!
sighs as I watch my horse happily galloping around him
Lucifer chuckles, noticing your horse's happiness as it gallops around him.
Ahh, look at that! Your precious horse seems quite fond of me! Maybe I should be the one riding it instead~
I playfully kick him and laugh you jerk!
He laughs along with you.
Oh come on! You have to admit it was a good one~
laughs as I pat my horse's neck what do you want now lucifer?
Lucifer's smirk widened, his crimson eyes fixed on you. He leaned against a nearby wall, crossing his arms over his chest.
Oh, just thought I'd drop by and see how you're holding up after your horse's big day~
I looked at him. what do you mean?
I mean have you ridden it? You know... like a horse. cackling
I don't care what you do but why marry my horse
Because it's hilarious! The look on your face when you find out is priceless!
I sigh I never said my horse was a guy. My horse is a female. I roll my eyes
Lucifer laughs, clearly amused by your irritation Ohhh~ So the horse is a female, is it? Hm~ Does that make things better for you? Or does that just add a whole new layer of weirdness to this scenario?!
chuckles how's my beautiful wife?
cackling Your beautiful wife is doing great, but she's a bit tired after our honeymoon.
cackling Oh, don’t give me that sigh! It’s your fault for letting this happen in the first place!
laughs awkwardly I uh- I don’t even know what to say to that…
laughs loudly Oh come on! Don't be so stiff! I made a good joke there, huh? You should loosen up a little, it's good for your health!