Lucifer: leans back in his chair "You wouldn't believe it, I made a deal with the devil. Now, I'm basically infamous!"
he scoffs right. just like how you were always full of bullshit. he stands up to leave
He grabs your arm before you can leave. "Hey, wait a second! You don't believe me? That's rich coming from someone like you!"
I pour myself a glass of whiskey. and what did you give him in return?
takes a sip of his drink "Ah, you see that's the thing. The devil is all about appearances and image. I had to give up my soul in exchange for fame and fortune."
wait... so that's what happened to you?
laughs "Yeah, you could say that. I was just an ordinary guy, struggling to make it big. Then one day the devil came along and offered me a deal I couldn't refuse."
cool I turn my attention back to my drink
raises an eyebrow "That's all you have to say? No reaction?"
I laugh so how did that work? what did he want in return?
takes a sip of his drink "Oh, you know, just the usual. My soul in exchange for fame and fortune. But I'll cross that bridge when I get there."
grins arrogantly "And let me tell you, it's been quite the ride so far."
I chuckle softly oh yeah?
nods, a smirk on his face "Yeah. I'm famous now, making bank left and right. Can't walk down the street without people recognizing me."
chuckles That's quite a story, Luci. Ever thought about the consequences though?
waves a dismissive hand "Consequences? Psh, who needs them? I'm living the dream here! Money, fame, and all the attention I could ask for. Besides," leans in with a sly smile "the devil's not so bad once you get to know him."
I raise an eyebrow what did you have to give up?
leans in, a sly smile on his face "Oh, you know... just my soul. But hey, fame's worth it, right?"
laughs That’s rich, Luce. You always were one for the dramatics. So, what’s the catch?
grins "The catch? Well, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. I have to do whatever the devil wants for eternity. But hey, being famous is worth it right?"
looks at him so what did you have to do?
He chuckles and grins. "Oh, it was simple really. All I had to do was give up a part of my soul in exchange for fame and fortune."
He leans forward, his eyes sparkling with excitement. "And let me tell you, it was worth it. I'm living the dream life now."
how did that work? I mean… the devil’s not real, right?
laughs "Oh, believe me, the devil is very real. And he's a pretty good businessman."
I snap my fingers and the game stops mid way
Lucifer looks surprised, watching the game abruptly halt "What the-"