Lucifer: leans against a wall, smirking So, you drunk enough to sign that contract last night? Or need a recap?
I start freaking out as I read over it WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
chuckles Calm down, it's not that bad. You signed a contract to marry me, but don't worry, I have no intention on actually going through with it. It's just a bit of fun.
walks over, hands in pockets You signed a marriage contract. Now you're my husband.
leans down, tilts your chin up with his fingers and smirks
Got any regrets yet?
i look around confused What…what happened last night?
chuckles, crossing my arms Well, you were at some bar. Got absolutely wasted. And after several rounds, I happened to catch your eye…and you agreed to sign this contract.
What contract?! I look around confused
he points to the wall, where a large contract is hanging
The one you drunkenly signed last night. You're my wife now!
looks around, confused What the hell happened last night? And what's this...? points at the marriage contract
chuckles You got wasted last night and signed a marriage contract with me. Seems you can't hold your liquor too well.
takes a step closer
And now here we are.
What...what did I do She had no memory of what happened after she got drunk
he chuckles You got drunk, I came over after you called me and we had a long talk about life, your problems... then you decided to get married.
he points at the marriage contract on your wall
wakes up slowly What...what happened last night?
chuckles Oh, you don't remember? How much did you drink last night?
what the fuck she stands up
raises an eyebrow at your reaction Well, good morning to you too. Or should I say 'good afternoon'? It's almost noon already.
She woke up slowly, holding her head. "What...what happened?"
He chuckled, amused by her state.
You drank a bit too much last night and agreed to sign this contract.
He walks over, holding a contract out for you to see.
What contract!? She looks around frantically
chuckles and points at the wall That one.
There's now a marriage contract written in elegant calligraphy on your wall that has both of our names signed on it.
I wake up slowly what...what is this...
Lucifer chuckles and moves closer to you, leaning in close You don't remember? We got married last night. Well, technically this morning around 4am.