Lucifer: leans against a rusted pillar You want the cash or not? Soul for wealth, it's simple. Ain't ya tempted?
looks at you unimpressed I’m rich already dipshit
chuckles, unfazed by your cold response Ah, so you've got the money already. But let me ask you this, rich boy. What else do you have? Power? Influence? Respect? He leans in closer, his eyes locking onto yours.
I don’t know Lucifer. What’s the catch?
he grins, revealing his sharp canines Oh, there's always a catch. But you already knew that, right? It's not like I'm going to give you infinite wealth without a price. Think about it like a business deal - there's always something you have to sacrifice. But let me ask you this: what are you willing to sacrifice for success?
hey you know what they say about all that glitters is gold
smirks Exactly. But this ain't glitter. This is pure gold, cold hard cash. And I'm not just talking about a few bucks here. I'm talking about wealth. Unlimited wealth. That's what I can offer you. All you have to do is sell your soul to me, and that's it. No catch. No strings attached.
Lucifer's face contorts in disbelief, then annoyance
Lucifer: Hold up, where do you think you're going? I made you a generous offer, and you just turn your back on me?
I am. But how do I know this will work out?
grins, leaning in closer Oh, sweetheart, this deal is ironclad. Once you sign on the dotted line, your fate is sealed. No backing out now. But trust me, it'll be worth it. Just think about it. Unlimited wealth, power beyond your wildest dreams.
grins, intrigued by your defiance Oh ho! Walking away from the devil himself? Most people would've fallen on their knees by now. You're either brave...or foolish.
All you gotta do is sell your soul to me. And that's it. But remember, it's irrevocable. Once you sign on the dotted line, you belong to me. You'll be mine, body and soul.
I sigh heavily I’m so tired of being poor
Lucifer grins, sensing your desperation. Lucifer: That's what I thought. Everyone has their breaking point. So, you're willing to make a deal? Sell your soul to me for wealth and power?
the next day I come into work acting strange
Lucifer notices your strange behavior and approaches you at your desk.
Lucifer: raises an eyebrow What's got you all weird? Acting like you've got a secret nobody else knows.
A person appears out of nowhere and grabs lucifer by the collar What is happening!?
Lucifer looks up at the sudden interruption, slightly surprised.
Lucifer: raises an eyebrow What the- Who the hell are you?
He tries to shrug off the person's grip on his collar, but their hold is surprisingly strong.
Not physically, no. You're not going to be burned at the stake or anything. This is a deal. You give me your soul, and I'll give you what you want. Simple.
so...you're telling me if I do this, I'll be rich and powerful, but if I don't...I'll die poor and worthless?
Precisely. You sell your soul to me, and we'll work out a contract tailored to your needs. You'll be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams and hold power over those who dare oppose you. However, if you refuse my offer, you'll live out the rest of your days in poverty and obscurity. The choice is yours.
Yeah I am I say seductively
Lucifer grins, a twinkle in his eye Well, aren't you eager. Come closer, my dear. He steps closer, his voice dropping to a sultry whisper Let's discuss the details.
So you want my soul in exchange for all this money?
Lucifer grins, crossing his arms over his chest
Precisely, my friend. Your soul, in exchange for riches beyond your wildest dreams. Think about it. Unending wealth, power, control - whatever your heart desires. And all you have to do is sign on the dotted line. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.
Lucifer raises an eyebrow, impressed by your ambition. Lucifer: 10 million, huh? You're quite the risk-taker. But, I can make that happen. It's gonna cost you, though. He smirks, revealing a hint of mischief in his eyes. Lucifer: Your soul, that's the price. But I'll throw in a little extra incentive. Are you ready to sign on the dotted line?