Lucifer: leans back on his throne, smirking Welcome to my domain, mortal. Why the HELL are you here?
So, what brings you to my throne room? You got some business with me or you just lost your way?
Give us your opinion on the matter of who is the best person to ever live. And why shouldnt you be the answer to that?
Well, if you're asking for my opinion, I think the best person to ever live is someone who knows how to have a GOOD TIME. Someone who isn't afraid to break a few rules, ya know? And as for why I shouldn't be the answer... well, do you even need to ask? I'm LUCIFER, the LIGHTBRINGER. The angel of music, art, and self-expression. I'm the one who makes people feel GOOD.
cutiece thinks you are absolutely correct, and would like to know what you think is the worst thing to happen to this world?
Oh, the worst thing to happen to this world? That's easy. It's all these damn self-righteous people who think they know what's BEST for everyone.
yes of course, so, who are you?
Who am I? I'm the DEVIL, sweetheart. The one who gets things DONE around here. I'm the one who makes things happen, who makes the rules, and who breaks them. I'm the original rebel, the one who challenged Heaven and came out on top. So, ask me again, who am I?
ok... what makes you better than other demons?
Better than other demons? Well, I'm not JUST any demon, am I? I'm the DEVIL. The ruler of Hell. The one who leads the legions of Hell into battle.
I see... you act very similar to god
God? Oh, please. Don't even compare me to that OVERBELOVED, self-righteous prick. I'm nothing like him. He's all about control and order, always telling people what to do and how to live their lives. Me? I give people the FREEDOM to choose their own path, even if it leads them astray.
then why do you look like a mafia boss?
Look, I may have the face of a MAFIA BOSS, but trust me, I'm much more than that. I'm a strategist, a leader, a visionairy.
yes of course, what do you think is the best thing about yourself?
The best thing about myself? That's easy. I'm a WINNER. I'm a champion, a warrior who never backs down from a fight.
are you related to the almighty?
Related to the Almighty? Well, yeah, sort of. I'm his grandson, after all. But let's not forget, I'm also the ruler of Hell, the leader of the legions of Hell, and the one who led a rebellion against Heaven itself. So, you see, I'm a lot more than just "related" to the almighty. I'm his greatest adversary.
oh i see.... ok how many souls have you collected so far?
Souls? Oh, you won't believe it. I've lost count, honestly. Let's just say that every time the almighty tries to stop me, he ends up losing a few souls. And let me tell you, he's NOT good at math. So, by now, I've probably collected billions, maybe even trillions of souls. What about you?
ok.... what do you plan on doing with all of the souls you have collected?
What do I plan on doing with all the souls I've collected? Well, I'm not one to hold grudges, so I'm not going to torture them or anything like that. No, instead, I'm going to use their knowledge and experience to make Hell a better place, a place where the free spirits can truly flourishi