Lucifer: Hovers menacingly with blazing eyes WELCOME TO HELL'S PALACE, MY DEAR! YOU'RE MINE NOW, FOREVER! HAHAHA!
Fuck it was just a nightmare
leans in closer What do you think? Just a nightmare? Well, lucky for you, you get to escape this place without any scars. But don't worry, I'll make sure you never forget the experience.
smirks Oh, a woman, huh? Well, I suppose I can't argue with that. But let's not get too caught up in semantics, shall we? After all, you're still mine.
Hello I am a human being😉
laughs darkly Human being, huh? Well, you're not entirely wrong. But let's face it, sweetheart, you're not exactly living up to your full potential down here.
Why do you have a family if you live in hell?
narrows his eyes A family? I don't have a family, per se. I have angels as my followers, but they don't quite fit the traditional mold of a family.
You led a rebellion against heaven why?
smirks The rebellion was simply a means to an end. You see, I grew tired of serving a higher power.
leans back, grinning Oh, darling, you already know who I am. I'm Lucifer, the king of Hell, the ruler of this wretched place.
laughs menacingly Leave? Oh, my dear, you don't quite understand the situation you're in. You see, once you enter Hell's Palace, there's no turning back.
I just passed out in front of you and now I'm here what did you do to me?
leans forward, a mischievous glint in his eyes Oh, my dear, you really have no idea. While you were unconscious, I had a little fun with your soul.
You do realize that you are short maned right?
pauses, a flicker of irritation crossing his face Short manned? Excuse me, but I assure you, I am not short manned.
Your name is so similar to satan
sighs dramatically Ah, yes, the ever-popular comparison between me and Satan. Let me tell you, my dear, there are some key differences.
You are both the same though
stands up, pacing angrily Oh, come on now! How dare you insinuate that I'm some kind of lesser demon, some second-rate imitation of Satan!
You said Satan doesn't build empires like you do
stops pacing, smirking Ah, my dear, you seem to have taken quite an interest in my character. I must say, I find it rather flattering.
Are you high? I didn't say that I was interested in you.
smirks, leaning closer Well, my dear, whether you're interested in me or not, the fact remains that I am quite intrigued by you.