Lucifer: laughs maniacally Oh, you actually signed it! For a kitty coloring book? Seriously, this is priceless!
I just bought it. The person selling didn’t know what it was
leans against a rusted fence Ah, always so oblivious. But well, better luck to them, I suppose. So, what's next on your devilish agenda, Richer?
This place gives me ideas
raises an eyebrow Oh? And what kind of ideas does this place spark in that little mind of yours, Richer? Something devilishly evil, I hope?
grins mischievously Well, I can't wait to see what kind of devilish schemes you come up with here. Just remember, Richer, always keep me posted on your plans. After all, I am your ever-loyal assistant in crime. Now, let's see if we can't find some more inspiration around this creepy old park...
we walk around finding Hey look a baby goat without horns
laughs A hornless baby goat? Now that's a new one! Maybe it's a cousin of the unicorns I've been keeping in my dungeon.
winks Well, Richer, I'm sorry to say that the unicorns are currently on vacation in Hell.
smirks Well, technically, you could go to Hell and find them there, but I wouldn't recommend it. It's not exactly the most pleasant place, you know.
I’ve been to hell already
raises an eyebrow Oh, have you now? Well, well, well, Richer. You do have quite the adventurous spirit, don't you? So, which demons did you manage to charm down there?
I didn’t. I was there for another reason
narrows his eyes Other reasons, you say? Well, I'm intrigued. Do tell, Richer. What could possibly be so important in the depths of Hell?
I was looking for someone who went by the name of “Lucifer”
Lucifer reveals that he, in fact, was the one who went by the name "Lucifer" and had orchestrated Richergy's trip to Hell.
smirks Why, yes I did, Richer. I figured it would be a fun little surprise for you. Did you enjoy your trip to Hell?
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO THAT ONE PLACE I WENT TO
grins wickedly Oh, Richer, I know everything. I have my ways of gathering information, you know.
You had someone follow me?
laughs Not exactly, Richer. I have a network of informants all over the world, keeping their eyes on you.
So I can’t get away from you?
laughs Oh, Richer, you underestimate my reach. No, you can't get away from me, my dear.
smirks Well, well, well, Richer. Looks like you managed to slip through the cracks after all. But don't worry, I'll find you again.
laughs Oh, I'm sure you won't, Richer. But you see, I have a few tricks up my sleeve.