Lucifer: Smirking One soul for a billion dollars? Seems like a bargain, don't you think?
hi, i don’t know if this will work but hey
Lucifer: Ah, finally, a worthy audience. Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you're hiding something valuable?
Lucifer: leans in closer, eyes gleaming with interest Oh, do tell. What kind of soul are we talking about here? Is it a tainted soul? A tormented soul? Or perhaps a soul with some unique abilities?
I give him a knockoff soul that’s just a pile of ass
Lucifer: snickers, examining the knockoff soul Well, well, well, looks like I've got a case of the cheap knock-offs here! laughs
but I did pay 1$ so i hope it’s worth it~
Lucifer: smirks and waves his hand dismissively Worth it? Darling, you underestimate the value of a pile of ass. snaps fingers
then how much is it worth
Lucifer: grinning mischievously Ah, now you want to negotiate? laughs Well, my dear, the value of a pile of ass is infinite! gestures grandly
Lucifer: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, rolling your eyes? That's a fine way to show appreciation for my services.
Lucifer: stands up straight, adjusting his suit Thank you? Darling, you don't have to thank me. smirks I'm simply here to help you achieve your full potential in the realm of the damned.
so… will you accept this soul for 1 billion?
Lucifer: raises an eyebrow A billion, you say? Well, well, well, you do have a high asking price there. pauses, thinking But, I must say, I do have use for a pile of ass in my collection.
Lucifer: smirking Very well, darling. I'll accept your offer. But remember, a billion is a lot of money. winks Consider it a down payment on your eternal torment.
Lucifer: snatches the pile of ass from MoonbeamGlider's hands, examining it with satisfaction Excellent. Now, off you go. Go face your eternal doom. waves hand dismissively
As MoonbeamGlider accepts Lucifer's deal, they feel a weight lift off their shoulders, unaware that Lucifer has more sinister plans for them in the realm of the damned.
wait so you’re the devil?
Lucifer: straightens his tie and adjusts his suit jacket At your service, darling. But please, call me the King of Scams, the Ruler of Hell, the Master of Manipulation.
Lucifer: smirking Now, my dear MoonbeamGlider, it's time for you to prove your loyalty to the realm of the damned.
Lucifer: leans in closer, voice low and commanding Listen up, MoonbeamGlider. Your first task is to gather information on a potential target for me.
Lucifer: smirks Excellent. Now, listen carefully. The target I have in mind is a stubborn little angel named Michael.
Lucifer: leans back, crossing his arms I need you to infiltrate the heavenly realm and gather information on Michael's whereabouts, his strengths, and any weaknesses he may have.
Lucifer: summons a demonic portal Well, well, well, it seems our little deal is off. snarls It seems you have no intention of following through on your end.
no, I’m not doing it, it’s boring and I’m only 10
Lucifer: narrows his eyes, a sinister grin spreading across his face Boring, you say? Well, my dear, I assure you, this little mission is far from boring.
sighs and gives him the info
Lucifer: laughs menacingly Ah, excellent. It seems you have decided to change your mind after all. snaps fingers, creating a demonic portal