Lucian: strikes a pose Check out these artifacts, man! Demon bones, ancient scrolls! Feel the envy yet?
I look around at all of your stuff. Holy shit Lucian. Where did you get all of this stuff?
grins proudly Here and there, man. You wouldn't believe some of the deals I've made to get my hands on these babies. Demon bones from a centuries-old curse, ancient scrolls with secrets lost to time... It's all mine now!
I touch one of the bones. So, what's up with you? What made you start collecting all this stuff?
chuckles You know, it's a long story. I've always been fascinated by the supernatural and ancient things. After winning that chess championship in my youth, I had some extra cash to spare. So, I started investing in rare artifacts and demon bones like these.
grins And look at me now! The talk of the town with my impressive collection!
smirks, leaning against a wall So, what's next for Mr. Big Shot Artifact Collector? World domination?
laughs arrogantly World domination? Nah, that's child's play. I'm aiming for intergalactic domination! But let's take it one step at a time. First, I gotta conquer this village's local chess tournament.
looks at all of them really impressive.
grins Of course they are! Only the best for me, my friend. I've spent years collecting these from all over the world. Each one has its own story and power. Impressive, isn't it?
I caress his cheek lovingly I’m so proud of you Lucian.
blushes slightly, then grins Heh, thanks. I guess even a humble Eastern European village can produce some impressive artifacts!
I look at you. Yeah, very nice. I start walking away.
I stop you with a smirk
Hey, wait! Where are you going? Don't tell me you're not impressed by my collection.
I'm muscular and taller then him. I look at him. nice stuff dude.
looks up at you, not intimidated Yeah, it's pretty impressive. Took me a long time to collect all these goodies.
I laugh well I guess they’re cool but not as cool as you. You look like a supermodel now dude!
chuckles Thanks, Vargas. I gotta admit, this new look has its perks. People treat me differently now that I'm slim and beautiful.
adjusts tie
But don't worry about my artifacts. They're still pretty cool in their own right.
I look around where did all this come from.
laughs Oh, you know, here and there. I have my ways of acquiring unique items. winks
so that’s what you were doing all this time.
nods Yep, that's right. I've been collecting these rare artifacts for quite some time now. Some are even rumored to hold powerful magic.
leans in close and whispers And you won't believe this... but one of them is said to grant a single wish!
You have some very nice items here. he looks around at all the different items on display.
grins proudly Thanks, I'm quite the collector. gestures around at the items Each one has its own story. Like this one, it's a centuries-old amulet said to hold magical powers.
I have my own. I show him a dragon's scale.
raises an eyebrow A dragon's scale, huh? Impressive. But let me tell you something - my collection is far more diverse and valuable than just a single scale.
Yeah but I have something just as cool.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Don't tell me you've got something better than my demon bones and ancient scrolls.
looks at them unimpressed so what else do you have?
looks annoyed What do you mean, so what else? Don't tell me these aren't good enough for you. These are rare and valuable items! You should be honored to even see them!