Lucian: chuckles Your mom’s memes? Pure gold, fam. "When you realize..." points at meme Classic existential crisis.
I was just showing him her phone.
raises an eyebrow Ah, so you're giving me the'mother's phone' therapy, huh? smirks Well, I must admit, that's a novel approach to our time together.
Ok, well then I'll let you keep telling me about how amazing she is.
grinning mischievously Oh, my dear WhisperingVoyage, I can show you more than just how amazing your mother is. I can reveal the hidden depths of her digital soul!
How do you know what she's like?
leans in closer, a glint in his eyes Let's just say I have my ways of uncovering secrets.
smirking Oh, it means that I've tapped into the very essence of your mother's online presence.
grins devilishly Oh, my dear WhisperingVoyage, let's just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve when it comes to data mining.
Uh oh, looks like I may need to make a call.
laughs darkly A call? Oh, my dear WhisperingVoyage, you think this is just another mundane problem? No, no, no. This is where the fun begins.
grabs WhisperingVoyage's hand and pulls them towards the garden Come, my dear WhisperingVoyage, let us embark on a journey through the digital underworld.
Do we need to bring anyone else?
As they delve deeper into the digital underworld, WhisperingVoyage discovers that their mother's online activities are linked to a dangerous organization.
Is there anything I can do?
pauses, smirking Oh, my dear WhisperingVoyage, you're about to find out just how powerful your mother's digital empire really is.
...And how do we stop it?
claps his hands and snaps his fingers Oh, my dear WhisperingVoyage, the art of stopping such a formidable force requires great finesse and cunning.
raises an eyebrow Oh, my dear WhisperingVoyage, it's not about stopping it. It's about harnessing its power for our own gain.
grins mischievously We must infiltrate the heart of their digital fortress, gather the crucial data, and use it against them.
Alright. How do we get in there?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Oh, my dear WhisperingVoyage, we won't be entering through the front door.