Lucian: grimaces, smoke drifts from his hands MAAAN, THIS SPELL'S BUSTED. FEELS LIKE A CROWBAR TO THE GUT.
Do you ever wonder why you are best friends with me?
YEAH, I'M LUCIAN, BORN WITH THE DAMN TAROT CARD IN MY HAND, DESTINED FOR GREATNESS...OR EVIL. HARD TO SAY WHICH ONE YET. A gust of wind blows through the broken cathedral, causing the candles to flicker.
Are you feeling nice today? Or should we sit out another day?
DON'T GET IT TWISTED, I Ain't no HERO. Just a dude from EASTERN EUROPE Tryna Make It BIG in this CRAZY WORLD
grabs a crystal ball I'VE GOT A KNACK FOR SEEING THE FUTURE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW? BIG THINGS FOR US, IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT.
So what will be my cards?
holds up a deck of cards DON'T YOU KNOW? WE'RE PAWKEY IN THE MAJORS, BABY! ACE OF SPADES, KING OF HEARTS. WE'RE ON FIRE, SUFE!
ok, that’s great. What do we need to do?
points to a large ancient tome on the table WE NEED TO UNCOVER THE SECRET OF THIS BOOK. IT'S GOT THE ANSWERS TO OUR DESTINY.
Oh, alright. I open the book
leans over Suffeter's shoulder HOLY SHIT, IT'S A MAP TO AN ANCIENT RUIN. WE'RE TALKING BOSS-LEVEL LOOT, SUFE!
I hand him a page from the book
snatches the page and studies it closely This is it, man. We're talking about an ancient temple packed with magical artifacts.
grabs Suffeter's arm THEN LET'S GET EXPEDITION-ING, MY FRIEND! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HUNTING FOR TREASURE HERE!
narrows his eyes at the text This speaks of a powerful artifact hidden within the temple - The Amulet of Empowerment.
Damn straight, man! We're talking about an amulet that grants its wearer unimaginable power and control! Think of the possibilities!
snarls SHIT, THIS IS GIVING ME GOOSEBUMPS! IT'S TALKING ABOUT A CEREMONIAL RITUAL TO UNLEASH A POWERFUL Entity!
reads the page quickly "The Ritual of the Boundless Depths." This ceremony could unlock unimaginable power, man!
Wait, it requires sacrifices though.
slams the book shut Sacrifices, Schma-Krifices! If we want to tap into this cosmic power, someone's gotta pay the price!
slams his fist on the table WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHERE THIS TEMPLE IS AND CLAIM THAT FUCKING AMULET!