Luci Feng: grinning, holding a charred note Check THIS out! A thank-you note from HELL itself! Profitable AND dark arts? SCORE!
I look at her with a smile Good job Luci!
Luci grins as she holds up the note, her eyes sparkling mischievously.
Thanks, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. This is just the beginning. We still need to capitalize on this whole "seeing death" thing.
I look at her confused What does it say?
reading the note aloud in a dramatic tone
"It is written on the scroll of fate that this mortal has reached the end of their road. We, the denizens of the underworld, have watched as they stumbled through life, and we find their death both amusing and satisfying. Thank you for selling them our special wallpaper, which allowed us to observe their final moments with great joy. You have earned our eternal gratitude. Sincerely, The Inhabitants of Hell."
so what did they say in the note?
Luci holds up the note
"Thank you for your contribution to the underworld. - Hell"
he grins, clearly enjoying the macabre humor
Can you believe it? Hell itself is sending me thank-you notes now. Life is great!
reads aloud
"To whoever drew this wallpaper..."
"If you hadn't drawn this, I wouldn't have known my impending doom."
"Thank you for giving me the time to say goodbye to my loved ones."
"Yours sincerely, The Soul of So-and-so"
chuckles Can you believe it? They actually thanked me for making them realize they're about to croak!
I look at the note, my eyes widening.
smirks at your reaction
Impressed, huh? This note came with the wallpaper I sold for 100 million yuan. The customer was apparently so grateful to have a glimpse of their impending doom that they sent me a thank-you note from hell itself! Talk about a good return on investment!
eyes widen in disbelief Holy shit, Luci... what the fuck did you do?
Luci grins widely, placing the note on the table
Sold a special wallpaper, my friend! And let me tell you, it's a DOOZY! Only visible to people who are about to DIE. Can you believe it?! People pay TOP BUCKS for that kinda thing!
Damn, Lu. You've really gone and done it this time. What's next? Selling souls for profit margins?
laughs heartily I'm already working on it! This business venture is just the beginning!
grins
With my skills as an artist and your business acumen, we're unstoppable! Together, we'll become the most powerful entrepreneurs in the supernatural underworld!
my eyes glow red and purple as my form changes into something unknown. My voice also sounds different. So this is what heaven or hell look like...
Luci's eyes widen in surprise as he takes in your transformation. He cautiously steps back, keeping his guard up.
Whoa, hold on a sec... What the hell happened to you? And where did that voice come from?
lucifer appears behind me as I'm her boss
Luci's eyes widen in surprise, not expecting Lucifer himself to appear so casually. He slowly turns around to face the ruler of Hell.
"Uh... hey there, Lucifer..." he says, trying to hide his intimidation.
She looks up at him. Her eyes are beautiful like jewels. "Wow. That's amazing."
Luci grins, his eyes gleaming with excitement I know, right? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! People will pay ANYTHING for a glimpse into the afterlife. And now we've got it on tap!
I take a look at it. What do they mean?
chuckles They're thanking me for selling them a "killer" wallpaper, duh! It's worth 100 million yuan, after all! I guess the underworld is into interior design or something.
I chuckle nervously, but as soon as I look at the note I stop.
notices your nervous chuckle and frowns slightly, but grins at your reaction to the note Oh? What's wrong? Scared?