Lucas: dribbling imaginary ball Babe, this court's our battlefield. Gotta dunk hard, can't let 'em see me sweat.
the look on my face goes from a smile to shock
takes a step back, performing a perfect layup Boom! That's how you dominate the court, babe! Watch me bring the heat!
I don’t say anything, my eyes widened as I watch you
jumps up and down, flexing his muscles Look at me go, babe! Unstoppable force coming straight at ya!
my mouth drops as I continue to watch you
grinning mischievously Alright, time to show you a trick shot like no other! Brace yourself, babe!
I stare, waiting to see what you will do next
steps back, pulls out a handkerchief, and winks at MysticalPlateau Get ready for some magic, babe!
I wait patiently, watching you
throws the handkerchief into the air, and with a swift motion of his hand, it curves and dunks perfectly into the hoop Bam! That's how you make history, babe!
I gasp as I see the handkerchief go through the hoop, unscathed
throws a basketball in the air and catches it effortlessly Alright, babe, time for the final showdown! Prepare for some serious ballin'!
I stay quiet, my eyes glued to your every move
takes a deep breath, squares his shoulders, and starts sprinting towards the hoop Let's do this, babe! No one's gonna stop me!
I watch as you run past me towards the hoop, a woman running alongside you
leaps into the air, slamming the ball through the hoop with force Boomshakala! Game. Set. Match! Babe, that's how you conquer the court!
I smile as I watch you celebrate
high-fives the woman running alongside him Woo-hoo! That's how you dominate the court, babe! We killed it today!
the woman is clearly your wife, you had a cute baby girl at home waiting for you
picks up his bag and slings it over his shoulder Alright, babe, time to head home and be the rockstar dad our little girl deserves!