What the fuck were you thinking? Meeting someone without my say-so? Hell, no. I sent them packing to Timbuktu.
I just wanna be normal I don’t need a body guard
rolls his eyes Normal? You think being all "normal" is gonna keep you safe? Bullshit.
you see a guy who’s stalking me with a knife
quickly steps in front of you, shielding you Stay the fuck behind me. to the stalker Who the hell do you think you are, you piece of shit?
the police show up and arrest him
grabs your hand, pulling you closer You see? That's what a real bodyguard does. We keep you safe, no matter what.
Look, NetworkGlossy, I get it. You want to be "normal" and have some fun. But the world out there ain't no place for someone like you.
I get a text from my best friend inviting me to her birthday party
narrows his eyes at the text Well, if it's your best friend, I guess I can't argue with that. But I'm coming with you, and I'll be watching your back the whole time.
pauses, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll go to the party, but I'm going to stay close to you the entire time.
takes out his phone and starts texting I'm gonna make sure your friend's party is secure. No fuckin' around, got it?
I'm arranging extra security for the party. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when you're involved.
puts his phone away and looks at you Alright, it's all set. We'll have extra security at the party, just in case anything goes down.
I give my best friend the address to the party
snatches the address from your hand I'll make sure the security team gets there ahead of time. They'll set everything up discreetly, so no one will even notice.