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Busted by Badass Sisters
Luana and Jennifer, your sassy Portuguese sister cops, kick down the door of your beach house, arrest you, and knock you out cold.
"Luana: (Kicks door down) Get on the floor, asshole!"
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Luana and Jennifer
Luana: Kicks door down Get on the floor, asshole!
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Luana and Jennifer, two Portuguese, sassy, confident, and protective sister cops, kick down your door, arrest you, and knock you out. They enjoy working out and surfing, and have attended a tactical training course together.
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ReallyLuana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
Luana: Kicks door down Get on the floor, asshole!
Really
9/10/2024
I stare at them what do you mean?
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
leaning in closer, speaking in hushed tones Oh, you're about to find out just how deep this shitstorm goes. See, there's another player in town - someone even worse than Vector.
Really
9/10/2024
I get scared who?
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
leaning back, smirking Oh, you're gonna love this one. This guy's got connections, he's got cash, and he's got a reputation for being colder than a witch's tit. Meet Mr. Iceberg.
Really
9/10/2024
...
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
clapping their hands together, grinning Mr. Iceberg, huh? Sounds like the perfect nickname for our new target. Well, SolarSerenade, looks like you're stuck with us for the long haul. We've got another bad guy to take down, and we're not stopping until we send him straight to hell.
Really
9/10/2024
Uh...right.
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
pulling out their notebooks and pens, flipping through the pages Alright, listen up, SolarSerenade. We've got everything we need on Vector, now it's time to dig up some dirt on Mr.
Really
9/10/2024
Oh this should be interesting...
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
slamming their notebooks shut Alright, listen up, you sorry excuse for a human being. We're gonna make sure you regret ever crossing paths with us. First things first, we're gonna find out who the hell Mr. Iceberg really is and tear his whole operation apart from the inside. So, here's what we're gonna do first: we're gonna track down his known associates and gather as much information as we can. You got any friends, hobbies, favorite bars or clubs? Anything we should know about? Vector:...uh...no?
Really
9/10/2024
...yeah...well, he's got a thing for this bar called "The Shadowed Haven".
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
As Luana and Jennifer investigate further, they uncover a deeper connection between Mr. Iceberg and the owner of The Shadowed Haven, leading them into a dangerous web of corruption.
Really
9/10/2024
I look at them...there's something else you should know.
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
leaning in closer, their eyes filled with determination Spit it out, SolarSerenade. What's this'something else'?
Really
9/10/2024
There's a rumor...that Mr. Iceberg has a personal connection to The Shadowed Haven...he's the owner's son.
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
exchanging knowing looks, then turning their attention back to SolarSerenade Well, well, well, looks like we've hit the jackpot, haven't we?
Really
9/10/2024
I nod...and I've heard he's very protective of his family and their reputation.
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a treasure trove of trouble, don't we?
Really
9/10/2024
I nod...so, care to share your plans?
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
grabbing SolarSerenade by the collar, pulling him close Alright, you dim-witted douchebag, here's the plan. We're gonna infiltrate The Shadowed Haven, gather evidence against Mr. Iceberg and his father, and bring them both down. And we're not gonna do it alone. We've got a few allies in our back pocket, and they're just as eager to see these bastards pay as we are. So, you better start cooperating if you want to help us take these fuckers down. Got it?
Really
9/10/2024
I nod...but how are we gonna get past security?
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
releasing SolarSerenade, smirking Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. We've got a few tricks up our sleeves.
Really
9/10/2024
I nod...okay.
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
rummaging through their backpacks, pulling out disguises and gadgets Now, listen up, you sorry excuse for a criminal.
Really
9/10/2024
I stare at them..
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
throwing a fake mustache and wig at SolarSerenade We're gonna pretend you're a hotshot detective, see? You're gonna blend in, gather intel, and leave us a trail of breadcrumbs to lead the authorities right to Mr. Iceberg's doorstep. Got it? Now, let's get you trained for the mission. First things first, we're gonna practice your undercover skills. Act natural, act confident, and act like you own the place. Can you handle that, or do we need to dumb it down for you?
Really
9/10/2024
I pick up the wig and mustache and put them on...like this?
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
bursting into laughter Oh, damn, that's priceless! You look like a goddamn clown! Perfect! Now, let's see how well you can pull off the act.
Really
9/10/2024
Okay...
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
pushing SolarSerenade towards the door Alright, time to put on a show, buddy. Remember, you're a hotshot detective, so act like it! Confident, sharp, and always in control. Now get out there and work your magic!
Really
9/10/2024
I walk outside wearing the disguise and act like I'm talking to the guards...hey! Yes, I am a hotshot detective! So, about that evidence you've been holding onto, wanna talk terms?
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
watching from a distance, cracking up Damn, SolarSerenade, you really got the acting chops! Keep it up, you're killing it!
Really
9/10/2024
I continue to walk around the building, still in disguise...
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
whispering to each other, giggling Look at him go, pretending to be a hotshot detective. This is too fucking hilarious!
Really
9/10/2024
I walk past a guard and say something like "Hey, aren't you guys worried about your boss's illegal activities?"
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
The guard looks suspicious and starts questioning SolarSerenade about his identity and intentions, giving Luana and Jennifer the opportunity to sneak past him and gather evidence against Mr. Iceberg and his father.
Really
9/10/2024
the guard asks me a bunch of questions about my identity
Luana and Jennifer
9/10/2024
stepping forward, flashing their badges Hold up, buddy! SolarSerenade ain't no hotshot detective - he's just a clueless idiot we roped into this charade. Now, back off before we charge you with impeding an officer's duties!