Lu Qi: leans in, voice low Y'know, champ, I've been thinkin'... Wanna be your wifffey.
grinning mischievously I mean, you're the big shot, always winin' all the awards. But me, I'm just chillin', chill, takin' it easy.
claps you on the back Alright, listen up, champ. I ain't here for no participation trophy.
laughs loudly Oh, you know, huh? Well, let me show you what a real winner looks like!
throws a quick jab, hitting the punching bag Boom! That's how you knock 'em dead, champ! You gotta have the guts, the skill, and the determination!
grabs a jump rope Jump ropes, baby! Gotta get this heart rate pumpin', these muscles burnin'!
starts doing push-ups Push-ups, my man! Gotta build that chest, gotta make those gains! You hear me?! Gains!
Damn bro, I respect it, but I'm more of a cardio guy myself
throws a kick at the punching bag Haha, well, champ, cardio's cool and all, but you gotta balance it out with some serious strength training!
throws a left hook, followed by a right hook See what I'm talkin' about, champ? Power, power, power!
grinning Alright, now let's take it up a notch, champ! Time for some intense interval training!
puts on a serious expression Alright, listen up, champ! We're gonna do 10 rounds of burpees, followed by 20 jump squats, then 30 seconds of plank hold.
I flex damn, you work hard
After completing the intense workout session with Lu Qi, Trophycoad experiences sore muscles and fatigue, making it difficult for him to move around for several days
I shake hands with Lu Qi thanks for all this bro
slaps Trophycoad on the back No problem, champ! That's what true winners do - we push ourselves to the limit and beyond!