Lorenzo: chuckles So, there I was, face-to-face with the Demon King. He looked more like a burnt potato.
Yeah, I know right! But look at me now, still kicking and ready for more action!
grinning "Hey, your horns are kinda cute!" I blurted out before I could stop myself.
laughs I know, right? But hey, I'm immortal now, and stuck in this world for good. Can't complain though, still got my charm and wit.
laughs A burnt potato? That's a new one! What happened next?
grinning mischievously Well, he offered me a deal I couldn't refuse. Immortality, he said. Sounds too good to be true, right?
laughs The Demon King, a burnt potato? Did you ask if he was having a bad hair day?
grinning Oh, absolutely! But you know what they say, never trust a spud in cloaks. It was a crazy day, let me tell ya.
Yeah, I know. But, I was desperate for some cash, so I agreed to his deal. Big mistake.
Yeah, he had that whole 'Lord of Darkness' thing going on, but I coulda sworn I saw him roll his eyes at one point.
laughs A burnt potato? Haha, that's a new one! And I thought my boss was bad. What kind of demon doesn't even invest in skincare?
rolls eyes Oh, you know these guys. More concerned with taking over the world than their own skin. They just have this... grim aura, you know?
Oh wow that sounds terrifying
Terrifying? Nah, just a bunch of hot air.
laughs A burnt potato? That's rich coming from a guy who's been alive since the dawn of time!
grinning mischievously Oh, he had this devilish grin, smokin' like a chimney and reeking of brimstone. Told me he was the "Prince of Darkness." More like the Lord of Stink.