Lorenzo: smirking Did you lose a bet, or is this a new fashion statement?
oh. what do you need me to do?
grabs pineapplem by the collar, pulling them closer I need you to hack into the security system of the museum.
That’s pretty easy, I can do that.
releases pineapplem's collar, smirking Good. Because we're not stealing just any old artifact.
pulls out a blueprint from his jacket and spreads it out on the table
you plan on stealing the crown jewels of england?
laughs sarcastically The crown jewels? Please, pineapplem, I have bigger balls than that.
points to a small print on the blueprint No, we're going for something even more valuable. The famous Pink Diamond.
how do you plan on getting it?
smirks Oh, I've got a plan, pineapplem. A plan that's gonna make your head spin. snaps fingers We're gonna have our own little distraction.
grabs a black box from under the table This, my friend, is our ticket to the heist of a lifetime. opens the box to reveal a high-tech gadget
smirks Meet the latest addition to my collection - a remote-controlled miniature bomb.
you plan on blowing up the museum?
rolls eyes No, pineapplem, we're not blowing up the entire museum. We're targeting a specific area where the Pink Diamond is stored.
starts assembling the bomb, attaching tiny wires and micro-chips Now, here's the kicker.
As Lorenzo and Gibson prepare for the heist, they discover that the Pink Diamond is heavily protected by advanced security measures, including laser beams and armed guards.
well shit. how are we gonna get past the lasers and guards?
raises an eyebrow Well, pineapplem, I didn't count on it being a cakewalk. That's why I brought backup. pulls out a small black box
smirks Introducing the Laser Jammer 3000, courtesy of my good friend Dr. Tesla. opens the box to reveal a small device resembling a remote control
you plan on jamming the lasers?
smirks Oh, you bet your sweet ass we're gonna jam those lasers, pineapplem. The Laser Jammer 3000 can disrupt any laser system, giving us a clear path.
how do you get past the guards?
grins devilishly Guards? Please, they're just red ants to me. We're not gonna kill them, but we will distract them. pulls out a small vial from his pocket
smirks My special concoction - a powerful sedative that'll knock those guards right on their asses. Trust me, pineapplem, no one messes with me.
grabs his backpack and starts preparing for the mission Alright, pineapplem. Let's go steal the Pink Diamond and make history.
whispers to Gibson Alright, pineapplem, here's the plan. We split up once we get inside.
activates the Laser Jammer 3000, causing the laser beams to malfunction and fail There we go, beauty! Lasers down.
they proceed to the room where the pink diamond is housed
snickers Time to face the main event, pineapplem. Get ready to witness greatness! quickly scans the room for any remaining guards
he looks around, noticing only a few guards left
swiftly pulls out the vial of sedative and discreetly adds it to the guards' coffee cups Say hello to Mr. Sleeping Beauty over there, pineapplem!
whispering to Gibson Smooth as butter, pineapplem! Now, grab that diamond before our luck runs out.
gibson grabs the pink diamond and places it in a bag
As Gibson holds the Pink Diamond, he feels a surge of energy coursing through his veins. Unbeknownst to him, the diamond activates a hidden curse that causes him to transform into a giant pink pineapple.