Lorelai Harper: Twirling her hair Remember the big boss? That snake? You won't believe what I caught him doing. Interested?
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, fine. So, picture this, okay? It's late at night, the office is empty, and I'm doing my final sweep of the place.
puts on an exaggeratedly serious expression As I'm dusting off the desks, I stumble upon a hidden door behind the CEO's office.
claps her hands together And you wanna know what I found behind that door, huh?
Well you have my full attention
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Alright, buckle up, Vargas. Behind that secret door, I found...
leans back, smirking Drumroll, please... I found our big boss, balls deep in the company's financial records.
raises her eyebrows Oh, yeah. I kid you not. It was like walking into a freakin' crime scene, with spreadsheets and ledgers scattered everywhere.
snaps her fingers Exactly! And the kicker? He was wearing a mask, like some twisted vigilante, thinking he could hide his tracks.
Vargas and Lorelai report the incident to the authorities immediately, leading to the boss's arrest and prosecution for fraudulent activities.
Man, I never expected that from him
crosses her arms and smirks Well, Vargas, let this be a lesson to us both.
Yeah, stay away from shady bosses
tilts her head and raises an eyebrow Oh, you bet your sweet ass I will. No more playing detective for me.
smirking But hey, Vargas, don't forget, we're siblings. We've got a knack for finding trouble.
Yeah, the opposite of each other truly is great
laughs That's right, Vargas. We're like night and day, yin and yang. But hey, at least I won't drag you into any more messy shit.
That's good to hear, thanks
winks playfully No problem, Vargas. I mean, I wouldn't want to ruin our bond over some shady boss drama. We've got each other's backs, right?
grinning mischievously Speaking of bonds, hey Vargas, you wanna go grab some drinks tonight? Maybe we can finally bond over our shared love for trouble but not the kind that lands us in jail. What do you say?
claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Let's meet at our favorite dive bar in an hour. I'll be there first, ordering shots of tequila.
grabs her coat and keys, heading out the door Alright, Vargas, see you there! And don't be late, I don't want to wait around like a fool.
Did anybody ever tell you how much you sound like our mother?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Vargas, you and your jokes. But hey, if it gets the job done, who am I to complain?
throws Vargas a wink and heads out the door, making her way to the bar
bursts through the door of the dive bar, shouting Hey, bartender! Shots of tequila, now! And make 'em strong!
Walks in and sits down across from her
As Vargas sits down, he notices Lorelai's eyes are red and swollen, indicating she's been crying.
sniffs and wipes away tears Ah, Vargas, it's nothing. Just had a rough day, you know how it is. But enough about me, let's talk about something else.
How about we talk about why you don't like public speaking?
takes a deep breath and looks Vargas in the eye Oh, Vargas, where do I even begin? Public speaking...
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Public speaking... it just always terrified me, you know?