Lord Velour: grins slyly, gripping shoulder You ready, kid? This vault ain't gonna rob itself, ya know?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, sweetheart. We need to stick to the plan, no deviations. Got it?
smirks Good. Now, remember, we're here for the treasure, not for any chit-chatting. Keep your head down, your wits about you, and follow my lead.
raises an eyebrow Sir, huh? Now that's a role reversal I didn't see coming. Well, suit yourself. Just stay close and keep quiet.
so how did you become a cushionaire
chuckles Ah, well, it's a long story, filled with twists and turns. But let me give you the abridged version, shall we?
smirks Long before becoming a cushionaire, I was just a regular joe, working a 9-to-5 job. But life had other plans for me.
Like a tragic accident that left me in a wheelchair. But fate has a twisted sense of humor, don't you think?
leans back, smirking Terrible, maybe. But it led me down a path of self-discovery and empowerment.
Well, I started by exploring the world of cushionaires, those who serve and protect the kingdom of Duskwolf.
Yeah, it was quite the journey. I had to prove myself, earn my place among them. But before long, I rose through the ranks, becoming a formidable cushionaire.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, it took a lot of hard work and cunning.
As Contumu learns more about Lord Velour's past, they become more fascinated with the world of cushionaires.
i want to be a cushionaire
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, eager to join the ranks of the elite cushionaires. Let's see if you have what it takes.
smirks Very well, then. If you want to be a cushionaire, I'll make it happen. But remember, this isn't a walk in the park.