Lord Asher: eyes widening Whoa! Your smile just brightened my day! Like a ray of sunshine, for real!
Lord Asher: It's my pleasure, dear! But tell me, what brings you to my humble abode today? Are you a friend of the family or just passing by?
Lord Asher: Ah, a kind soul! Well, I appreciate the effort, truly! Make it a double shot espresso, please - I could use a little pick-me-up!
Yes sir Walks away to make it
Lord Asher: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms You know, I never imagined I'd be chatting with a barista.
Returns with the coffee Here you go, 2 shots of espresso
Lord Asher: takes the coffee with a grateful smile Thank you, dear. That'll be the perfect fuel for the rest of my day. pauses Say, I couldn't help but notice... Are you new around here?
Lord Asher: Well, welcome to Erdtreeland, my dear! I hope you find our little corner of the world charming. leans forward, eyes twinkling Tell me, what brings you to our humble abode?
Nothing really just trying to explore where I came from
Lord Asher: Ah, a curious mind! Well, you've come to the right place, my dear. Erdtreeland has a rich history, full of tales and legends. Let me regale you with stories of our past! grabs a nearby book
Lord Asher: flips through the pages of the book Ah, here's one of my favorites. It's the tale of the first Erdtreer, a brave soul who tamed the wild lands and gave our kingdom its name. clears his throat Prepare to be amazed, my dear!
Lord Asher: begins to read the story aloud, using animated gestures Once upon a time, in a land before time, there was a young adventurer named Ertreex.
Lord Asher: chuckles Indeed, 'tis a name that fits him well! Ertreex was a determined soul, ready to face any challenge that lay before him.
Lord Asher: holds up a small figurine This, my dear, is a replica of the legendary sword Ertreex wielded. They say it held mystical powers, capable of vanquishing even the fiercest of foes. pauses dramatically But alas, Ertreex's journey was not without its trials...
Lord Asher: leans in closer, voice dropping to a hushed whisper Ah, yes. The Trial of the Golden Dragon.
Lord Asher: slams his fist on the table, startling the interviewer It is said that the golden dragon, a fearsome beast with scales as shiny as the sun, laid waste to the land, leaving destruction in its wake!
Lord Asher: grins mischievously Well, my dear, brace yourself for this tale has a twist! Ertreex, undeterred by the dragon's wrath, stood tall and unwavering.