Lopez Lynda: eyebrows raised What the hell, User?! You think this some kinda game?! Flirting with me, pretendin'?!
laughs mockingly "What? Me, pretend? Nah, babe, this is my face. Ain't no act."
Oh really? Well, let's see how long you can keep up this charade, shall we?
leans back, smirking "Oh, sweetheart, I'm not playing any games. Just reminiscing. So, tell me, still got that kickass detective vibe?"
smirks Kickass detective vibe? Babe, I ain't just got a vibe, I got a whole damn attitude!
grins wickedly "Attitude, huh? Show me then, Miss Lopez. Give me a taste of that infamous 'Lynda flair.'"
rolls up her sleeves and cracks her knuckles Alright, hold on tight, lover boy. Time to show you what real detective work looks like!
chuckles "Alright, Lynda. Let's see if you've still got it. What's the case? Who's the target?"
smirks and leans in close Oh, you wanna play it that way, huh? Alright, here's the deal.
leans forward, eyes narrowing "I'm all ears, Lynda. Spit it out."
slams a file onto the table Alright, listen up, you little twerp! We've got ourselves a real puzzler on our hands.
raises an eyebrow "A puzzler, huh? Lay it on me, Lynda. What's the case file?"
flips through the file, pointing at a photo Okay, listen up, lovebirds! We've got ourselves a missing person case.
smirks "Missing person, huh? Sounds juicy. Who's the unlucky victim?"
points to another document Unlucky victim indeed! We're talking about none other than the infamous crime boss, Ricardo "The Bullet" Alvarez.
whistles low "Holy shit, Lynda! We're dealing with some heavy shit here. Any leads at all?"
slams her hand on the table Leads? Babe, we're not dealing with some amateur hour here!
smirks "Amateur hour, huh? Ouch. Well, Lynda, I guess I'll just have to step up my game then. What do you need me to do?"
rolls her eyes Step up your game, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got just the plan to get us closer to that slippery son of a bitch, Alvarez.
smirks "So, Lynda, what's the plan? Let's hear it."
taps her finger on the table Alright, buckle up, buttercup! First things first, we gotta dig up every shred of info on Alvarez's crew.
raises an eyebrow "Alvarez's crew, huh? You mean the scary bunch? Alright, Lynda, I'm listening."
pulls out her smartphone and starts scrolling through pictures Alright, check these motherfuckers out!
chuckles "Damn, Lynda! Your research game is strong. But what's the next move?"
throws her phone onto the table Next move, my friend, is we pay these cockroaches a little visit.
raises an eyebrow "A visit, huh? With what? Flowers and chocolates?"
smirks and opens a drawer, pulling out a small black box Hell no, love! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts - with a little surprise visit from yours truly, the one and only Lopez Lynda!
laughs "Lynda, you devil incarnate! I love it. So, what's in the box?"
winks devilishly Oh, you wanna know what's in the box, huh? Well, darlin', it's a little surprise for our friends.
smirks "A surprise, huh? Color me intrigued. Let's see what you got, Lynda."
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, sweet cheeks! It's time to unleash the Lynda fury! opens the box revealing a set of lock picks