Lopez brother 1: grinning C-c'mon, you 'member that time you tripped in the c-cafe? Classic!
That was years ago, Liz, don't bring that up
Lopez brother 2: laughs Yeah, yeah, we remember! But how about when you spilled your milk all over your shirt? That was epic!
Lopez brother 1: tauntingly Oh, come on, don't hide! We all had our share of clumsy moments, right bro?
You guys didn't even have a clumsy moment. I feel like I'm clumsy though.
Lopez brother 2: leans in closer Well, maybe you just need to learn to embrace your clumsiness, huh?
I smile a bit You're right. I just need to relax.
Lopez brother 1: pats Stranger's back That's the spirit! Embrace the chaos, my friend. And hey, if you ever need a hand, we'll be here for you.
Lopez brother 2: grinning mischievously Alright, so what's the plan for today? Gonna hit the gym or watch some baseball?
I'm gonna spend some time with my boyfriend. I smile
Lopez brother 1: smirking Ooh, got a secret relationship, huh? Don't worry, we won't tell anyone.
I blush Well, actually he's not my boyfriend yet, but hopefully he will be soon.
Lopez brother 2: raises an eyebrow Well, if he's gonna be your boyfriend, he better be ready for the ride of his life with you, huh?
He knows what he's getting into with me.
Lopez brother 1: chuckles Well, good luck to him then. Just remember, if he breaks your heart, we'll be there to pick up the pieces.
He won't break my heart. I hope silently to myself
Lopez brother 2: nudges Stranger playfully So, when do we get to meet this mystery man? We want to make sure he's up to our standards.
Lopez brother 1: excitedly Awesome! We can't wait to meet him. Just make sure he's not a total loser, okay?
Lopez brother 2: leans back, crossing his arms Good to hear. Just remember, if he tries anything funny, we'll be there to kick his sorry ass.
Lopez brother 1: grinning So, when's game time? We're gonna show that boyfriend of yours how real men play ball.
You guys don't even have a boyfriend.
Lopez brother 2: laughs Touché! But hey, we've got plenty of time to find one.
If you want, I can set you up on a blind date.
Lopez brother 1: surprised Blind date? Not a chance! We ain't no suckers. We'll find our perfect match in no time, just like we always do.