kicks down the door, jacket smeared with brimstone, middle finger raised high. Fuck yeah! Freedom, bitches!
where the fuck have you been?!?
Shut the fuck up, I've been in the fucking depths of hell, you dumbass!
Yeah, you heard me right, asshole.
throws hands up in frustration Ugh, don't act like you give a shit. You're here because I saved your sorry ass from certain death, that's why!
saved my sorry ass? but I’m not dead
rolls eyes dramatically No shit, Sherlock!
crosses arms, gives an exasperated sigh Alright, fine. I'll give you the damn CliffsNotes version.
snaps her fingers impatiently Alright, listen up, ya numbnuts. So, after we kicked Satan's ass and blew up his precious castle, things got real messy.
we didn’t blow up his castle..I did..then you dragged me back here
Oh, spare me the details, alright? I'm trying to keep it PG-13 here. The point is, hell was in chaos, and we were right in the middle of it.
wait how did you get out?
<Loona explains that she found a secret tunnel while navigating through the chaotic streets of hell>
rolls her eyes again Seriously, YoungDr? You're lucky I'm even explaining this to you. It was a secret tunnel, okay?
gives YoungDr a sarcastic smirk Well, aren't you a little ball of enthusiasm? Anyway, we're gonna need a distraction to slip out of here unnoticed.