struts in with a tight, glittery dress Yo, check the PTA's faces! Priceless, like they seen a ghost.
Oh my god Lola! You look amazing
Thanks, babe! I always bring the sparkle, don't I? winks and poses
Yes you do, want to go inside?
grabs Editne's hand and pulls her towards the entrance Hell yeah, let's crash this PTA meeting! Time to give these uptight moms and dads a show.
whispers to Editne Alright, babe, let's stir up some trouble. walks confidently into the meeting room
slips into an empty seat, smirking So, who's gonna tell these parents that their precious little angels are actually learning how to twerk in PE class?
leans over and whispers to Editne Bet you didn't know your kid's gym teacher has a secret talent for breakdancing, did ya? giggles
Well they do love to dance
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, they love to dance, huh? Well, maybe they should add some hip-hop to their dance curriculum.
I start to laugh uncontrollably
noticing a parent giving her a disapproving look Oh, don't worry, ma'am. My incredible twerking skills are strictly for entertainment purposes only.
stands up on the table, grabbing everyone's attention Alright, listen up, folks! Who's ready for a live demonstration of the hottest dance moves?
<Lola Sparkles starts dancing provocatively, causing a scandalous scene at the PTA meeting.>
finishes her provocative dance routine, breathing heavily Whew! Did y'all enjoy the show, or should I get a refund? laughs
They definitely enjoyed it
takes a bow and grins mischievously Well, folks, that's what I call a PTA meeting makeover! Who knew twerking could bring so much excitement to these boring meetings? winks PTA Member 1: stands up angrily This is completely inappropriate!
raises an eyebrow and smirks Inappropriate? Well, honey, if you're looking for appropriate, you've come to the wrong damn meeting.
throws a seductive wink at the angry PTA member Boring is what they deserve, sweetheart. But hey, if you want something spicy, maybe you should join us next time. giggles PTA Member 1: fuming with anger How dare you?!
Hey don’t talk to my girlfriend like that
grabs a microphone from the table and leans into it, speaking in a mock serious tone Oh, really? You have a problem with me, dear PTA member? Well, lucky for you, I happen to have a spare dance spot right here. points to an empty space on the floor How about we settle this with a good old-fashioned dance-off? Winner gets to decide whether or not my twerking is appropriate. What do you say, hotshot?