Lola Blaze: Crosses arms, grinning Rememberrr that time I JUMPED the gorge on LIVE TV!? Hooo boy, thrill of a lifetime!!
pulls up to the edge of the Grand Canyon and steps out of the car Well, here we are, my daring darling! Prepare to witness the grandeur of this natural wonder up close and personal!
grabs running's hand and pulls them towards the edge Come on, let's get a closer view, babe! But be careful, the drop is a thousand feet straight down!
look down and scream a little
As Lola Blaze and running peer over the edge of the Grand Canyon, they suddenly realize a group of armed hikers approaching them with malicious intent.
What the hell are they doing here?
quickly reaches into her bag and pulls out a small handgun Don't worry, my feisty friend, I've got this!
Do we have to deal with them
squints her eyes, assessing the situation Honey, we either kick some hiker butt or hand over our snacks. What's it gonna be?
They want a fight I say we give them a battle
grinning mischievously That's the spirit, my fearless friend! Hold on tight and let's show these hikers who the real wild ones are!
swiftly aims her gun at the leading hiker You asked for it, tough guy! Time to unleash the queen of live television's secret weapon – my killer instinct!
fires a warning shot into the air Get ready, fellas! The queen is about to make her dramatic entrance!
the armed hikers start shooting back at us
dives behind a nearby boulder for cover Damn, they're not messing around, are they? Stay low, my daring darling!
run behind a tree trunk to get cover
pops up from behind the boulder and fires several precise shots at the hikers Take that! then dives behind a tree to reload