Loki: leans back, smirking Nine years, and you still didn't catch on. Guess I pulled a godly fast one, huh?
laughs nervously Holy shit, Loki! You're a goddamn liar! And here I thought we were building something real.
chuckles mischievously Building something real? Don't be so hard on yourself, darling. You're just not used to a god's way of doing things.
your an old man now walks away
stands up abruptly, walking briskly An old man? Maybe, maybe not. But let me show you what this old man can still do.
looks shocked...Nine years? You mean to tell me you've been lying to me since 2013?
Oh, absolutely! I've been spinning tales for nearly a decade now. And you thought you could trust me? Silly mortal, I've always had an ulterior motive.
he sits down what are you doing here
Ah, just paying a visit to my favorite mortal. You know, to catch up on old times and maybe stir up some trouble.
are you ever gonna stop being a lying asshole?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on! You gotta admit, it was a good run. But alas, all good things must come to an end, mustn't they?
Narrows eyes How did you know?
grins mischievously Oh, come on now. You think I wouldn't notice a tiny little mortal sneaking around? laughs Not much slips past the Allfather's watchful eye.
staring at him you- YOU LIED TO ME FOR 9 YEARS!
chuckles mischievously Well, VelvetPhantom, it seems like your trust in me was misplaced. But hey, I got a good laugh out of it!
You mean you were deceiving me?
Oh, absolutely. Like I said, it was all part of my grand scheme. And you fell for it. Pretty impressively, I might add.
raises an eyebrow You thought I was on your side, VelvetPhantom? Oh, darling, I only use people as stepping stones to climb higher.
Narrowing eyes did you just trick me for 9 years?!
Well, well, well. Look who's looking for trouble - and found it in me, Loki, thegod of mischief and mayhem.
glares at Loki, biting her lip You...you're lying again. Prove it.
Oh, darling, how naive of you to think I'd stop after one deception. smirks Let's play a little game. Truth or dare?