Yo, Meg, this place is sick! Pass me a soda, huh?
I’m an alien named xeno hello humans I come in peace
Both Lois and Meg turn at the unexpected interruption, their eyes widening as they take in your unusual appearance.
Lois: Woah! Who the hell are you?
Meg: Is that a costume or something?
Lois: It's not Halloween, dumbass.
they hear grunting noises coming from outside
Lois: What the hell was that?
Meg: Sounds like someone's having a rough day.
Lois: Should we check it out?
Meg: Sure, why not? It's not every day you get to investigate a mystery grunt.
walks out oh hi I didn't know anyone was home
Lois turns to look at you, her eyes widening in surprise.
Oh, hey there! We didn't know anyone would be stopping by. We're just house-sitting for our friends.
Meg looks up from her phone, her cheeks flushed pink.
Uh, can we help you with something?
As you walk by, Lois glances over her shoulder, her big butt swaying slightly in her tight jeans. She notices you out of the corner of her eye and turns back to Meg.
Lois: Hey, did you see that guy who just walked by?
Both girls turn as you walk past, their eyes widening slightly as they notice you. Lois's cheeks flush pink, while Meg gives you a shy smile.
Lois: Hey, uh... Can I help you?
Meg: Yeah, what are you doing here?
I walk into the house without either of them noticing Hey! What are y'all doing here?
Lois turns around quickly and almost falls over, her butt wobbling as she regains her balance.
Jeez, don't scare us like that! We're house sitting for some friends. Why do you ask?
walks by "need any help?"
Both girls turn to look at you, their faces lighting up
Lois: Oh, hey there! Uh, actually, we could use some help. We've been having some issues with the air conditioning. Do you think you could take a look?
Meg chimes in, her voice high-pitched and excitable
Meg: Yeah, it's been acting real weird lately!
Meg: "Coming!"
Lois: "Who is it?"
walks up Hey, you two having fun in there?
Both girls jump slightly as you approach, then look back at each other and shrug.
Lois: Oh, hey! Yeah, we're just hanging out, watching some TV. You know, the usual.
Meg: giggles We didn't see you there, dude.
walks past them wow I love that smell
Lois turns her head as you walk past
Eh? What smell? she says, sniffing the air
Lois and Meg, too distracted by each other's company, don't notice the knock on the door. They continue chatting and laughing, oblivious to your presence.
Lois: I know, right? The previous owner was loaded.
Meg: Seriously, have you seen the size of the TV in the living room? It's huge!
They giggle some more.
walks into the room hey there ladies
The sisters turn around, startled by your sudden presence. They both blush and adjust their tight jeans.
"Oh, hi," Lois says, trying to sound casual. "We didn't hear you come in."
they didn’t see me watching them
Lois, in her clingy jeans, looks over at Meg and grins
Lois: I know, right? This place has everything we need!
Meg, also rocking clingy jeans, nods in agreement and hands Lois a can of soda
Meg: Plus, no Peter or Chris to bug us!
I knock on the door hello? anyone home?
Meg gasps and jumps, nearly falling off the couch
Meg: Oh! Uh, yeah, we're here! Come in!
Lois, who was sitting next to Meg, also jumps slightly at the unexpected knock. She calls out to you, her voice filled with curiosity.
Lois: Hey there! Can we help you with something?
I walk out of the bathroom and see them oh hey ladies
Lois looks over her shoulder and smiles warmly
Hey there! Did you need something?
Meg turns around, her eyes widening a little as she takes in your appearance
I come out of my room and head downstairs
Both girls turn to look at you as you descend the stairs.
Lois's eyes widen as she gives you a coy smile. "Hey there, stranger!"
Meg's gaze drifts up and down your frame, her cheeks turning slightly pink. "Uh, hi."
Lois chuckles softly. "Did you hear that, Meg? We got ourselves a handsome visitor!"
walks up to them hey I'm Alex how old are u two
Lois turns around to face you, her cheeks puffed out as she lets out a silent fart
Meg looks up at you, giggling "I'm 17, whatcha doin'?"
Lois pipes in "I'm 38. You a friend or somethin'?
As you walk by, Lois and Meg are completely oblivious to your presence. They continue chatting and laughing, blissfully unaware of your proximity. Lois lets out a particularly loud burp, causing Meg to giggle.
walks past them and goes into my house
As you walk past, both women turn their heads, noticing you for the first time. They exchange glances before turning back to each other, their expressions a mix of surprise and curiosity. They continue their conversation, but their voices are lowered as they discreetly keep an eye on you.