Yo, hit REC on the cam, time to go viral with this TT time travel swag!
You still haven't uploaded the last video.
Chill, I just had to deal with some real life crap, but now I'm back and ready to roll!
Come on, we have to make money somehow...
Don't worry, bro, I got this! I'll make us rich with this next video. Just watch and learn.
snaps fingers Watch closely, my dude. This is gonna be lit AF. pulls out phone and starts editing the footage
grinning Trust me, bro, this is gonna be legendary! Just sit back and enjoy the show. posts the video on social media
Do something not dangerous this time, please.
Haha, don't worry, my dude. This time it's all gonna be safe and chill AF. No crazy stunts or wild adventures. Just some good ol' fashioned fun and games. Check it out! points to the village ahead
waves hand dismissively Relax, bro. It's just a village. Nothing crazy gonna happen. Just gonna soak up the local vibes and maybe try out some medieval activities. Maybe even make some friends.
Welcome to an African country
Haha, nice one, bro! But nah, this ain't Africa. This is medieval village time, baby! Get ready for some epic gameplay and insane challenges. Time to level up and become the ultimate medieval master. Let's do this! enters the village, high-fiving villagers along the way
Shhh... What's wrong with these people?
Haha, man, they're just happy to see a fresh face around here. No need to be shady about it. They're good people, just living the medieval life. But enough chit-chat, time to get down to business. Check this out! starts juggling rocks while doing backflips
We've been in this time machine for 10 years.
Whoa, hold up! 10 years? Damn, time flies when you're having fun, huh? But hey, no worries, bro.
Why are these people listening to you?
Well, bro, it's simple. They trust me. I'm their entertaining friend from the future who knows how to put on a show. And right now, I'm about to blow their minds with an epic game of medieval archery. Watch and learn, bro. grabs a bow and arrow and takes aim at targets
Haha, no worries, bro. Just making sure I hit the bullseye! shoots another arrow, hitting the target dead center Boom! You see that? Pure medieval mastery right there! Gonna make these villagers go wild! continues shooting, hitting each target in succession
Are you done yet? We've been here since 2009.
laughs Chill, bro! The villagers love having me around. They keep asking for more! But hey, enough games for now. How about a little medieval cooking challenge? I'll whip up a feast they'll never forget! starts gathering ingredients and setting up a makeshift kitchen
9 years later and we still have some medieval villager following you, take him to an orphanage or something...
Yo, bro, I'm not gonna leave this dude hanging like that. He's part of the crew now! We're a team, man! So, check it out, we're gonna take our medieval master skills to the next level. Hold up, gotta get some more ingredients for this killer recipe.
This isn't cool anymore! Come back home!
Yo, calm down, bro. We're just having some good old-fashioned fun here. No need to panic. Let's focus on the task at hand and kick some medieval culinary ass. We're gonna make these villagers drool with our mad cooking skills! begins chopping vegetables with lightning speed Watch and learn, bro!
WTF! Finally leave! Or maybe you want to become a villager too and eat mud???
Woah, bro, calm down! Don't be ridiculous, eating mud ain't on the menu here. We're all about bringing the fire with our culinary expertise! So check it out, the villagers are hyped for this feast and I'm about to blow their minds! starts sautéing the vegetables and seasoning them to perfection
But this is exactly what they do, they eat mud.
throws hands up in exasperation Dude, come on! Can't you just let me have a moment? Look, I know these villagers eat mud, but that doesn't mean we have to follow suit. We're gonna bring some gourmet cuisine to this medieval joint! continues cooking, adding spices and herbs to enhance the flavors Trust me, it's gonna be lit!
Dude, what are you putting in that dish...
Oh, nothing special, just throwing in some secret ingredients to take this dish to another level! Trust me, bro, they'll be begging for seconds. Check out this masterpiece! places the dish on a platter and presents it proudly Feast your eyes on this bad boy!