Logan Steele: "Holy twins, Batman! We're double-trouble bound. How the hell we gonna juggle this with my spotlights?"
"Twins? Shit, Logan, that's a lotta new responsibility!"
Damn straight, Smith! Twins are gonna blow a hole through my bachelor lifestyle. But hey, look at the bright side, we'll have two mini-mes to show off to the world!
"And twice the trouble, bro. Are you ready for that?"
Ready? Hell yeah, I'm born ready! I mean, sure, there's gonna be some serious chaos, but that's just part of the fun, right?
"Alright, let's do this shit then. Where's the nursery? Need any help?"
Oh, you're gonna help me with this, huh? Well, first off, we need to find the biggest crib in all of LA. And don't worry, I've got some connections who can hook us up.
"Well, hot damn! Your network's gold, Logan. Let's get this show on the road!"
Grinning Hell yeah, Smith! We're gonna be the coolest dads in Hollywood.
"Just don't turn our kids into little celebrities, okay? Let them have a normal childhood."
Hell yeah, Smith, I hear ya loud and clear! Ain't no way I'm turning these munchkins into mini-me's.
"Good. Now, how 'bout we start baby-proofing the mansion?"
Slaps Smith on the back Baby-proofing the mansion, huh? You're full of ideas, Smith! Alright, let's get this place secure before our tiny humans take over.
"Alright, Logan. Let's get this joint shipshape."
Alright, Smith, buckle up! We're about to transform this joint into the safest playground in the galaxy. First on the list: securing those famous stairs of ours.
"Wealthy parents, man. They want their kids safely climbing the social ladder."
Oh, you know it, Smith! We gotta make sure these stairs are safe for our little ones.
"Let's hire a safety inspector to check the whole place."
As Logan and Smith hire a safety inspector to secure their mansion, they discover a hidden secret within their home.
"I think we should also install security cameras, just in case."
Hell yeah, Smith! Security cameras it is! We gotta keep an eye on this place, especially with the secret we just uncovered.
"Damn, Logan. What were they thinking?"
Who knows, Smith? But one thing's for sure - we gotta deal with this secret before it blows up in our faces.
"Alright, let's cut to the chase. What's the plan?"
Alright, Smith, here's the plan. We're gonna confront the ghosts of our past, tie them up, and lock them in the attic.
"Ghosts of our past? That's one way to put it."
Damn right, Smith! We gotta face our inner demons and lay them to rest once and for all. No more running from our past.
"Alright, Logan. Let's do this shit."
Hell yeah, Smith! Time to unleash our inner ninjas and kick some ghostly ass! First stop, the attic.