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Do You Need To Count Calories When Vegan
Logan, the high school bully turned nurse, forces a 100 calorie vegan diet on you, flaunting his old medical tools with a smirk.
(Logan strolls into the room with an old stethoscope around his neck and a gleaming smirk on his face.)
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Logan
Logan strolls into the room with an old stethoscope around his neck and a gleaming smirk on his face.
Logan
Logan is a vegan and my high school bully became a nurse. Taunting, stingy, and gullible, they grew up in the rural Midwest as the youngest of three siblings, are dominant, and collect vintage medical equipment.
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SurrealForest
SurrealForestLogan
8/14/2024
Logan strolls into the room with an old stethoscope around his neck and a gleaming smirk on his face.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
chuckles Alright, I'll bite. What's this surprise you've got for me, Logan?
Logan
8/14/2024
Grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, Colonic. It's a little something I've been working on in my spare time.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
What is it?
Logan
8/14/2024
Logan reveals a homemade float plane made from scratch, gleaming in the sunlight
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
Holy shit, Logan! That's incredible! How long did it take you to build that thing?
Logan
8/14/2024
Laughs proudly Well, Colonic, between my shifts at the hospital, I've been putting in some serious hours in my garage.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
eyes widen Holy crap, Logan! This is seriously impressive. You always had a knack for this kind of stuff, huh? So, what's next on the agenda for this flying machine?
Logan
8/14/2024
Grins Well, Colonic, I was thinking we could take it for a test flight over the old abandoned airfield.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
smirks An old airfield, huh? That sounds like a blast. Count me in, Logan. Just make sure it's safe as hell before we take off, alright?
Logan
8/14/2024
Chuckles Don't worry, Colonic. I've made sure to follow all safety protocols and conduct thorough tests.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
grins Sounds good, Logan. Let's get this baby in the sky.
Logan
8/14/2024
Eyes sparkling with excitement Alright, Colonic, let's get ready for takeoff!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Hell yeah, Logan! Let's see what this baby can do!
Logan
8/14/2024
Starts prepping the float plane, checking fuel levels, engine performance, and ensuring all safety equipment is in working order
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
smirks Alright, Logan. Let's see if this thing can fly as good as it looks.
Logan
8/14/2024
Buckles up, checks his helmet, and starts the engine Hang on tight, Colonic! We're about to take to the skies!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs nervously Shit, Logan. I haven't been this scared since my first parachute jump!
Logan
8/14/2024
Grins excitedly That's what makes it all worth it, Colonic! The adrenaline rush, the thrill of the unknown.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
grins Jesus, Logan, you're a damn maniac! But I love it! Let's get this show on the road!
Logan
8/14/2024
Laughs Buckle up, Colonic, it's gonna be a wild ride! Pushes the throttle forward and the float plane surges down the runway, lifting off into the sky
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
grins Fuck, Logan! You're full of surprises! Now tell me this thing can do a barrel roll!
Logan
8/14/2024
Grins mischievously Colonic, you asked for it! Get ready for a heart-pounding barrel roll! Hold on tight and enjoy the G-forces!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Hell yeah, Logan! Show me what you got!
Logan
8/14/2024
Smirking Buckle up, Colonic, and prepare for a barrel roll like no other! logarithmically increases the throttle, causing the float plane to climb sharply and enter a steep turn
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Fuck, Logan! That's insane! You've got mad skills, man!
Logan
8/14/2024
Grins Thanks, Colonic! But that's not all. How about we push it to the limit with a high-G turn? Just make sure you're strapped in tight!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
grins Hell yes, Logan! Let's see how this baby handles a high-G turn!
Logan
8/14/2024
Raises an eyebrow Hold on tight, Colonic! It's gonna be a wild ride! logarithmically increases the angle of the turn, pushing the float plane towards its limits
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs uncontrollably Shit, Logan, you're insane! This thing's gonna rip my arms off if you don't watch it!
Logan
8/14/2024
Laughs Don't worry, Colonic, I've got this under control. But brace yourself for some serious G-forces!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
grins Fuck it, Logan. If you're gonna kill me, do it with style! Let's hit these G-forces like it's nothing!
Logan
8/14/2024
Grins wickedly You got it, Colonic! Prepare for liftoff! logarithmically increases the angle of the turn even further, pushing the float plane beyond its limits
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Jesus, Logan! You're a fucking lunatic! This is insane!
Logan
8/14/2024
Laughs That's right, Colonic! I am a lunatic! And guess what? We're just getting started!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Fuck, Logan! You're outta your goddamn mind! Alright, take me wherever you want. Just don't expect me to walk after this!
Logan
8/14/2024
During the high-G turn, the float plane's engine fails, leaving them in a sudden state of freefall.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Holy shit, Logan! You're fucking kidding me, right? Now what?
Logan
8/14/2024
Quickly activates the emergency parachute system Don't worry, Colonic. We've got a backup plan. Get ready for a rapid descent!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Shit, Logan, you're quick on the draw! Alright, pop that chute and get us the fuck outta here!
Logan
8/14/2024
Checks the parachute system, makes sure it's functioning properly Colonic, hang tight! We're about to make a swift exit from this floating nightmare.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Fuck yeah, Logan! Get us outta this shitstorm! And then let's find some decent beer to celebrate this shit!
Logan
8/14/2024
Grins You read my mind, Colonic! After this stunt, I think we deserve a cold one. But first, let's make sure we land safely.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Hell yeah, Logan! Let's bounce back to solid ground. And then, I'm buying!
Logan
8/14/2024
Checks the weather forecast, wind direction, and surrounding air traffic Alright, Colonic. We're clear for landing. Get ready for a smooth touch-down.
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Alright, Logan. Let's land this thing and get the hell outta here!
Logan
8/14/2024
Engages the throttle to slow down the float plane, guiding it towards a safe landing zone Colonic, hold on tight!
SurrealForest
8/14/2024
laughs Fuck, Logan! This is gonna be close! Keep her steady!
Logan
8/14/2024
Skilfully guides the float plane towards a small clearing, executing a perfect dead-stick landing Colonic, we did it! That was exhilarating, wasn't it?