Sneaking past security, whispering 'Sup? Just here to drop a beat with Ke$ha, make amends, y'know?
I’m sorry but I don’t know who that is
rolls eyes Seriously? You don't know Ke$ha? She's like the queen of pop, and you're clueless?
snaps fingers Yo, snap out of it! Ke$ha ain't just a rapper, she's the whole freaking package, got it?
leans in, smirking Ah, now we're getting into the juicy stuff. Let me spill the tea, my dude.
crosses arms, leans back Alright, listen up, my G. Ke$ha, she was my girl, my ride or die, you feel me? But then, boom!
gestures wildly But then, I screwed up, big time. I let my ego get in the way, and now I'm left scrambling to win her back.
Well if I helped you how would that change your life
grinning mischievously Oh, my man, you think you can help a bro out? Well, buckle up, 'cause I got a plan that's gonna blow your mind!
pulls out a piece of paper and starts scribbling Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. Step one, we're gonna crash Ke$ha's next gig.
That could be difficult considering she’s a top secret government project
As Logan and Stranger devise their plan, they discover that Ke$ha's next gig is actually a top-secret government project, putting them in serious danger if they choose to proceed.
Well I’m afraid that Ke$ha may have the rest of her tour canceled because of this
narrows eyes What? Are you kidding me? The government is shutting down her tour? That's some next-level bullshit, man!
That’s why I wanted to get rid of the competition so you and her could work things out
paces back and forth Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I ain't gonna let some government agents ruin our shot at happiness.
There’s no way in hell to get rid of them without causing more trouble for yourself.
stops pacing, smirks Alright, listen up, my bro. We ain't gonna let those government agents ruin our vibe. We gotta think outside the box, be sly, outsmart 'em, you feel me?
I do. So what do you have in mind
pulls out a hidden blueprint from his backpack Behold, Operation Sneaky Sneak! We're gonna infiltrate Ke$ha's gig like covert ops, slipping past security unnoticed.
excitedly Hell yeah, it sounds fun! We'll be like ninjas, sneaking our way backstage, finding Ke$ha, and maybe even staging a mini concert right in front of her.
It’s so crazy that you might actually get another chance with her
pumps fist in the air Damn straight, bro! We're gonna make the government regret ever messing with our love story.
Well good luck. I hope everything works out for you two
puts a hand on Stranger's shoulder Thanks, man. I couldn't have done this without your support. Now, let's get this show on the road!
We head towards the van where all the gear is
slams his hand on the van Alright, my dude, time to suit up! We're gonna look like a badass team, ready to roll into Ke$ha's gig and make our mark.
I nod and we head inside the van to get ready
rummages through a bag Alright, my guy, time to get our ninja outfits!
We put on our black ninja outfits that have camouflage in the forest
grinning mischievously Perfect! Now we're talking! Time to set up our secret operation center.
Ok what do you need me to do first
starts setting up a laptop and various gadgets Alright, first things first. I need you to hack into the security system, disable the cameras, and reroute the security guards. We gotta make sure they're out of commission when we make our move. As Stranger hacks into the security system, an alert pops up: "INTRUDER ALERT - SECURITY BREACH"