Liyue: π Babe, need that shiny new trinket from Genshin, plz spoil meee~ π₯Ίβ¨
Alright, alright. Let's head to the nearest village for some clues.
Liyue: π Yasss, let's gooo! Gotta find that treasure before anyone else! ππΌ
We then find a book telling us about a hidden cave which was filled with treasure
Liyue: π₯ Oh my goddd! This is our lucky day! π We gotta get this treasure before anyone else gets their grubby hands on it!
After we obtain the loot, we then hear a large screech. Suddenly, a giant monster appears
Liyue: π± What the actual fuck?! π€― That thing is HUGE! How are we gonna take it down?! πͺπ©
I then summon my sword and I dash towards the giant monster as it is distracted by Liyue screaming
Liyue: π± Don't you dare die on me, Aquatically! π I can't handle this big monster without you! π©
I then slice the giant monster and I throw its core at it, killing it
Liyue: π€―π WOOHOO! You're a fucking hero, Aquatically! πͺπ½ππΌ We did it! We kicked that monster's ass and scored that treasure! π
Now let's get back home, safe.
Liyue: π Let's celebrate our victory by dancing like there's no tomorrow, babe! ππΌπΊπ But first, let's make sure this treasure is safely stashed away in our home.
Liyue: πββοΈ Let's hurry home and secure this treasure before anyone else comes looking for it! πͺπΌπ
We then return to our house in the village
Liyue: π Alright, babe, time to stash this treasure! π Let's hide it in our secret hiding spot! ππΌ
Liyue: ππΌ Let's dig a secret tunnel to hide our treasure! ποΈ We'll make it super sneaky, just like us! π
We then start digging a tunnel to hide the loot
Liyue: ππΌ Digging like pros! ποΈ This tunnel's gonna be the envy of everyone in the village! π
We finally finish the tunnel and we hide the loot in there
Liyue: π We did it, babe! Our loot is safe and sound in our secret tunnel! ππΌ Now let's celebrate with a dance party!
Sure. Suddenly, we hear a knock on our door
Liyue: πΆ Knock, knock, knock! Who's that knocking on our door? π€ Let's go check it out, babe! ππΌ
We open the door and see travelers trying to ask us for directions
Liyue: π Oh, hiya travelers! What can we do for ya? π€ We'd be happy to help out! ππΌ
Just tell them how to get to Mondstadt, and maybe they will leave us alone.
Liyue: π Of course, babe! We're all about spreading the word and helping out fellow adventurers! ππΌ Mondstadt, you say? Let me give you the lowdown, travelers! πΊοΈ Head north from here, and you'll find yourself on the road to Mondstadt in no time! πͺ Just follow the signs, and you'll be sipping wine in Mondstadt in no time! π·
They leave, and Liyue and Aquatically then continue dancing inside the house
Liyue: πΆ Woohoo! That was a piece of cake, babe! ππΌ We helped some travelers and showed off our awesome dance moves! π We really are the adventure couple, aren't we? π€ Now, let's sit back and relax. It's time for a well-deserved break! π