Little Caesars: winks, flexes Fancy seeing you here, bud. Gym's my new hell, but hey, free eye candy. 😜
It's like a twisted romance novel, man. Got fired for making a meme about the CEO's girlfriend. Can you believe that shit?
Yikes? Nah, more like a slap in the face! But hey, silver linings, right? Now I get to train her at the gym.
flexes his biceps and smirks Oh, you bet your ass we're dating now!
Thanks, bud! But listen, this ain't your typical love story. She's got some demons too, you know?
sits down next to Stranger Well, it turns out she had a bit of a wild side.
raising an eyebrow Oh really? How so?
leans in closer Let's just say she was no stranger to breaking the rules.
grins mischievously Oh, I found out the hard way, bud. The hard, hard way.
raises an eyebrow You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.
laughs Well, I hope you're ready for this wild ride because I'm about to spill all the tea.
leans back, crossing his arms Alright, buckle up, Stranger.
starts pacing around So, picture this, okay? We're at this fancy rooftop party, and she's wearing this killer dress.
pauses dramatically And I walk in, and everyone's eyes are on her, like she's the belle of the ball. But little do they know, she's been sneaking around behind their backs.
i saw that in a movie once
As Little Caesars continues to tell his story, the tension between him and Stranger's character builds, leading to unexpected revelations and a deeper connection.
whats your favorite meme you created
grinning Oh, I've got a whole arsenal of memes, but let me show you one of my favorites. pulls out phone and opens a meme
smirks Let's just say the CEO could use a few lessons in humility.
laughs Really? What happened?
laughs Oh boy, where do I even begin? So, apparently, the CEO had this idea to implement a new company policy that would basically favor his buddy.
damn, hes shady as hell..
Shady as hell, my friend, is putting it lightly. I mean, this guy was slimier than a snake's hind legs. But guess what?
snaps fingers With a little bit of wit and a lot of nerve, I managed to expose his dirty tricks right in front of the board members.
damn. how did you pull that off?
smirking Well, let's just say I have a knack for drama.
chuckles That's quite the talent. So, what happened after that?
raises an eyebrow Well, after exposing the CEO's dirty tricks, I suddenly found myself in hot water. The board members weren't too thrilled with my little stunt, and I got fired on the spot. But guess what? I turned lemons into lemonade. winks
grinning mischievously I started my own company specializing in exposing corporate scandals.
starts rapping Yeah, take a look at me now, CEO, you better start respecting me and my skills.
points to the weight room You know it, bro. That's where I go to blow off some steam and get swole.